I'm The Greatest Star (Glee Cast Version)歌词

[00:00.13]I've got thirty-six expressions--
[00:01.90]Sweet as pie to tough as leather,
[00:04.39]And that's six expressions more
[00:05.96]Than all them,ah,Barrymores put together.
[00:09.01]Instead of just kicking me
[00:10.49]Why don't they give me a lift?
[00:13.33]Well,it must be a plot,
[00:15.41]'Cause they're scared that I got
[00:17.75]Such a gift--well,I'm miffed--'cause
[00:23.99]I'm the greatest star--
[00:29.07]I am by far,but no one knows it!
[00:35.98]Wait,they're gonna hear a voice,
[00:39.33]A silver flute--ah hah,ah hah--
[00:42.33]They'll cheer each toot
[00:44.16]（Hey!That kid is terrific!）
[00:45.43]When I expose it!
[00:48.88]Now,can't you see to look at me
[00:50.66]That I'm a natural Camille?
[00:55.44]As Camille I just feel
[00:58.44]I've got so much to offer.
[01:00.83]Hey listen kid,I know I'd be divine because
[01:03.01]I'm a natural cougher.
[01:07.13]（coughs）
[01:08.91]Some ain't got it--not a lump,
[01:12.51]I'm a great big clump of talent!
[01:15.61]Laugh!
[01:17.54]They'll bend in half.
[01:19.11]（Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?）
[01:21.19]A thousand jokes:
[01:22.46]Shtick around for the jokes,
[01:23.88]A thousand faces.I reiterate,
[01:27.29]When you're gifted,
[01:29.72]Then you're gifted,
[01:31.20]These are facts--I got no axe to grind.
[01:36.18]Hey,what are you--blind?
[01:39.35]In all of the world so far
[01:42.40]I'm the greatest star!
[01:44.83]（speaking）
[01:47.22]No autographs please.
[01:49.56]You think beautiful girls are gonna stay a star forever?
[01:52.46]I should say not!
[01:53.67]Any minute now they're gonna be out!...Finished!
[01:55.20]Then it'll be my turn.
[01:58.24]（back to singing）
[01:58.90]Who is the pip with piz-azz?
[02:02.36]Who is all ginger and jazz?
[02:05.40]Who is as glamorous as?
[02:08.45]Who's an American Beauty rose
[02:11.51]With an American Beauty nose,
[02:14.66]And ten American Beaty toes,
[02:17.56]Eyes on the target,and wham--
[02:20.55]One shot,one gun shot and BAM!
[02:25.28]Hey,Mr.Keeney,here I am!
[02:40.32]I'm the greatest star,
[02:44.68]I am by far,
[02:47.73]But no one knows it!
[02:51.34]That's why I was born--
[02:55.81]I'll blow my horn
[03:00.84]Till someone knows it!
[03:04.86]I'll light up like a light
[03:08.36]Right up like a light
[03:10.85]I'll flicker,then flare up （ha ha）
[03:14.91]All the world's gonna stare up
[03:19.07]Lookin'down
[03:20.34]You'll never see me--
[03:21.71]Try the sky,
[03:22.38]'Cause that'll be me.
[03:24.16]I can make 'em cry,
[03:27.31]I can make 'em sigh,
[03:29.09]Someday they'll clamor
[03:30.61]For my dram-er.
[03:34.47]Have you guessed yet,
[03:36.71]Who's the best yet?
[03:39.10]If ya ain't I'll tell ya one more time.
[03:45.30]You bet your last dime
[03:47.79]In all of the world so far
[03:50.22]I am the greatest,greatest star!