Daniel Cowman
On the day that Daniel Cowman stopped existing
The world should have ended right then and there
At precisely four-fifteen when he stopped existing
The world should have ended
How could it go on?
How could it go on?
How could it go on?
Oh and I don't exist
I don't exist repeats]
So now that we've got that straight
Doesn't mean that I can fly
Doesn't mean I that I can go do whatever I want.
Now that we've got that clear
And you know that I'm not here
Doesn't mean that I can go do whatever I please.
The premature ejaculation of his death
（something）hit Daniel in the face like a big round spitball hwk-pfffff.
And everything got hazy in the courtroom and then he stood up
And then he sat back down another two times in the row.
And everything got real slow like a gunshot in the movies
And he remembered ****** boy walking in through the door
Bouncing off the walls and the floor
Taking off his belt taking off his pants
Filling up the bathtub
Getting ready to go in for a swim.
Singing I don't exist
I don't exist repeats]
And now that we've got that straight,
Doesn't mean that I can fly
Doesn't mean that I can go do whatever I want.
Now that we've got that clear
And you know that I'm not here
Doesn't mean that I can go do whatever I please.
And you start remembering and remembering and remembering
And remembering...
The ****** boy,he walked through the door,
And he was screaming
And I was like 'why's you screaming like it's the end of the world?'
And he was like 'well it is.'
And I was sitting in the corner with my pants down
And I was sure that someone next door was blowing up balloons
And it was red and orange.
And there was that swell lady at the bar just tryin to buy gin
And there was this other lady at the bar and she was tryin to sell gin
It worked out good for the boths of them.
And ****** boy started taking off his belt,
Started taking off his pants,
Started taking off his shoes
Started filling up the bathtub
Getting ready to go in for a swim
I says "No-o.
You're goin to drown.
He says 'No,
I can't drown.
Simply because...
Shhhhhhh.
A man destined to hang
Can never drown,
A man destined to hang
Can never drown,
A man destined to hang
Can never ever drown.
A man destined to drown
Can never burn,
A man destined to drown
Can never burn,
A man destined to drown
Can never ever burn.
A man destined to fry
Can never ever ever
A man destined to fry
Can never ever ever
A man destined to fry
Can never ever ever die...
In any other way but frying,
Lucky that I'm dying
By hanging and not drowning.
So now that we've got that straight
Can't I just be left alone?
I want to take a ******'bath
Daniel CowmanLRC歌词
[00:30.138]On the day that Daniel Cowman stopped existing
[00:34.04]The world should have ended right then and there
[00:36.821]At precisely four-fifteen when he stopped existing
[00:40.806]The world should have ended
[00:42.521]How could it go on?
[00:44.286]How could it go on?
[00:45.999]How could it go on?
[00:47.718]Oh and I don't exist
[00:49.381]I don't exist repeats]
[00:59.785]So now that we've got that straight
[01:02.867]Doesn't mean that I can fly
[01:04.381]Doesn't mean I that I can go do whatever I want.
[01:07.64]Now that we've got that clear
[01:10.556]And you know that I'm not here
[01:11.975]Doesn't mean that I can go do whatever I please.
[01:14.514]The premature ejaculation of his death
[01:17.910]（something）hit Daniel in the face like a big round spitball hwk-pfffff.
[01:21.53]And everything got hazy in the courtroom and then he stood up
[01:26.459]And then he sat back down another two times in the row.
[01:31.169]And everything got real slow like a gunshot in the movies
[01:34.406]And he remembered ****** boy walking in through the door
[01:37.795]Bouncing off the walls and the floor
[01:39.473]Taking off his belt taking off his pants
[01:40.643]Filling up the bathtub
[01:41.553]Getting ready to go in for a swim.
[01:45.692]Singing I don't exist
[01:47.806]I don't exist repeats]
[01:49.642]And now that we've got that straight,
[02:04.869]Doesn't mean that I can fly
[02:06.793]Doesn't mean that I can go do whatever I want.
[02:09.67]Now that we've got that clear
[02:12.50]And you know that I'm not here
[02:14.284]Doesn't mean that I can go do whatever I please.
[02:16.813]And you start remembering and remembering and remembering
[02:20.808]And remembering...
[02:28.128]The ****** boy,he walked through the door,
[02:31.613]And he was screaming
[02:32.467]And I was like 'why's you screaming like it's the end of the world?'
[02:35.237]And he was like 'well it is.'
[02:36.904]And I was sitting in the corner with my pants down
[02:41.907]And I was sure that someone next door was blowing up balloons
[02:45.282]And it was red and orange.
[02:47.414]And there was that swell lady at the bar just tryin to buy gin
[02:53.223]And there was this other lady at the bar and she was tryin to sell gin
[02:57.197]It worked out good for the boths of them.
[02:59.830]And ****** boy started taking off his belt,
[03:05.989]Started taking off his pants,
[03:07.109]Started taking off his shoes
[03:08.665]Started filling up the bathtub
[03:10.346]Getting ready to go in for a swim
[03:12.815]I says "No-o.
[03:14.183]You're goin to drown.
[03:20.701]He says 'No,
[03:24.31]I can't drown.
[03:27.260]Simply because...
[03:34.271]Shhhhhhh.
[03:37.603]A man destined to hang
[03:39.620]Can never drown,
[03:40.731]A man destined to hang
[03:42.651]Can never drown,
[03:44.114]A man destined to hang
[03:46.174]Can never ever drown.
[03:51.197]A man destined to drown
[03:54.234]Can never burn,
[03:54.888]A man destined to drown
[03:56.01]Can never burn,
[03:57.257]A man destined to drown
[03:58.951]Can never ever burn.
[04:03.517]A man destined to fry
[04:06.698]Can never ever ever
[04:07.659]A man destined to fry
[04:10.541]Can never ever ever
[04:12.254]A man destined to fry
[04:13.746]Can never ever ever die...
[04:19.205]In any other way but frying,
[04:23.641]Lucky that I'm dying
[04:26.325]By hanging and not drowning.
[04:32.695]So now that we've got that straight
[04:34.113]Can't I just be left alone?
[04:36.35]I want to take a ******'bath
