Heaven Is A Halfpipe (If I Die)歌词

[00:00.000] 作词 : R. Hammond/G. Turney/M. Meschery/J. Edney
[00:01.000] 作曲 : R. Hammond/Johnson/G. Turney/M. Meschery/J. Edney
[00:10.619]If I die before I wake
[00:15.060]At least in heaven I can skate
[00:20.049]'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
[00:25.013]Without the man up on my back
[00:30.133]Now heaven would be a DJ
[00:32.222]Spinning dub all night long
[00:34.939]And Heaven would be just kickin' back
[00:37.473]With Jesus packing my bong
[00:39.981]And if you don't believe in Jesus and Mohammed or Buddha too
[00:44.970]And while the world is warring
[00:47.426]We'll just sit back and laugh at you
[00:49.646]Singing
[00:50.404]If I die before I wake
[00:54.949]At least in heaven I can skate
[01:00.043]'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
[01:05.032]Without the man up on my back
[01:10.257]Now when most people think of heaven
[01:12.529]They see those pearly gates
[01:15.063]But I looked a little closer
[01:17.597]And there's a sign that says "Do Not Skate"
[01:19.922]So if you wanna come to my heaven
[01:22.456]Well we're all gonna have a ball
[01:25.094]And everyone you know is welcome
[01:27.654]'Cause we got no gates or walls
[01:29.666]Singing
[01:30.371]If I die before I wake
[01:35.099]At least in heaven I can skate
[01:40.245]'Cause right now on Earth I can't do shit
[01:45.078]Without the man ****ing with it
[01:50.956]And then I got to the gate
[01:52.915]Pulled out a list that I'd been calling fate
[01:55.213]I'm sorry friend you can't come in
[01:57.826]You gotta a list here that doesn't end
[02:00.751]You're mad 'cause I smoke ****
[02:02.867]You teaching any classes in how to cope
[02:05.271]I'll find a place to rest my head
[02:07.752]I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
[02:10.312]Like Christian Hossoi way back in 87'
[02:12.585]We'll be busting Christ air's until we get to Heaven
[02:15.067]You think I really care that I miss my Biology
[02:17.627]Got my education in stale fishology
[02:20.160]With all your rules you gots to chill
[02:22.642]I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
[02:25.228]I'm gonna twist out 'cause I got the skillz
[02:27.658]I'm gonna twist out 'cause I got the skillz (got the skillz, got the skillz)
[02:36.748]Heaven is a halfpipe
[02:41.920]If I die before I wake
[02:46.466]At least in heaven I can skate
[02:51.455]'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
[02:56.471]Without the man up on my back (Heaven is a halfpipe)
[03:01.695]If I die before I wake
[03:06.423]At least in heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe)
[03:11.622]'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
[03:16.507]Without the man ****ing with it
[03:21.888]If I die before I wake (If I die before I wake)
[03:26.720]At least in heaven I can skate (Heaven is a halfpipe)
[03:31.579]'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack ('Cause right now on earth I can't do jack)
[03:36.830]Without the man ****ing with it
[03:41.924]If I die before I wake
[03:46.521]At least in heaven I can skate (I don't care, no I don't care)
[03:51.772]'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit (I don't care, I don't care)
[03:56.813]Without the man ****ing with it (I don't care, I don't care)
[04:01.986]If I die before I wake
[04:06.531]At least in heaven I can skate
[04:11.573]'Cause right now on earth I can't do shit