The Beer
The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of Mad Dog
And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
I said "don't you mean pediddle?" and I lit his house on fire
He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun
I was dressed like Tina Turner in Beyond Thunderdome
He said don't shoot, I said I won't I love you you're my friend
I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head
Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
I got in my Mazda and I drove to the mall
I got a big Johnson shirt and some silicone tits
When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with ****
And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
I ate every single one without noticing the mold
You said "you're gross my darling", I said "no I'm rock and roll"
Even though I'd never ever been in a band
I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
And the christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared
Of burning in hell well I was already there
And the beer I had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train
And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
We had to sit down on skateboards just to make it down the hill
Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
When I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64
And the beer I had had for breakfast was a pint of Jim Beam
And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm Sunny D
And you said bottoms up just as I bottomed out
I tried to scream **** you but blood was pouring out my mouth
Evan Dando never planned on telling you the truth
And your Leonardo ID card is your fountain of youth
You can be a teenager for your whole ******* life
Just find some pretty sucker and make that ***** your wife
I guess by now you all know my friend Danny broke his neck
He was driving home from Sirens when he got into a wreck
First I cried for him and then I cried for me
Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be
But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand
And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy
The BeerLRC歌词
[00:17.60]The beer I had for breakfast was a bottle of Mad Dog
[00:20.28]And my 20/20 vision was fifty percent off
[00:23.67]You said punch-buggy red and punched me right in my left eye
[00:26.94]I said "don't you mean pediddle?" and I lit his house on fire
[00:30.84]He came home on acid I was holding his shotgun
[00:33.66]I was dressed like Tina Turner in Beyond Thunderdome
[00:36.88]He said don't shoot, I said I won't I love you you're my friend
[00:40.43]I handed him my wig and shot myself in the head
[00:43.70]Then I stuffed a box of tissues in the hole in my skull
[00:46.94]I got in my Mazda and I drove to the mall
[00:50.36]I got a big Johnson shirt and some silicone tits
[00:53.54]When I pulled out the tissues they were covered with ****
[00:57.08]And the beer I had for breakfast was a box of cheap white wine
[01:00.30]And the boom box on my shoulder was a box of clementines
[01:03.75]I ate every single one without noticing the mold
[01:07.13]You said "you're gross my darling", I said "no I'm rock and roll"
[01:10.91]Even though I'd never ever been in a band
[01:14.09]I got cool as black ice tattooed on my hand
[01:17.22]And the christians gave me comic books as if I would be scared
[01:20.51]Of burning in hell well I was already there
[01:23.93]And the beer I had for breakfast silver bullet in the brain
[01:27.17]And the beer I had for lunch was a bottle of night train
[01:30.89]And the beer I had for dinner was my crazy neighbor's pills
[01:33.96]We had to sit down on skateboards just to make it down the hill
[01:37.15]Then I peed my pants and you stole the groom's cigar
[01:40.83]And some old man made me watch him masturbate locked in his car
[01:44.30]When I got back to the apartment you were face down on the floor
[01:47.63]You said don't go to bed yet let's go get a 64
[01:50.95]And the beer I had had for breakfast was a pint of Jim Beam
[01:54.43]And a fifth of peach schnapps and some warm Sunny D
[01:57.71]And you said bottoms up just as I bottomed out
[02:01.10]I tried to scream **** you but blood was pouring out my mouth
[02:04.78]Evan Dando never planned on telling you the truth
[02:07.86]And your Leonardo ID card is your fountain of youth
[02:11.39]You can be a teenager for your whole ******* life
[02:14.82]Just find some pretty sucker and make that ***** your wife
[02:18.32]I guess by now you all know my friend Danny broke his neck
[02:21.39]He was driving home from Sirens when he got into a wreck
[02:25.91]First I cried for him and then I cried for me
[02:29.30]Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be
[02:32.34]But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
[02:36.02]And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand
[02:39.20]And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
[02:43.06]You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy
