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[00:09.00]HAL9000: Stop Dave
[00:14.00]Will you stop Dave?
[00:21.00]Stop Dave
[00:29.00]I'm afraid
[00:36.00]I'm afraid
[00:44.00]Dave, my mind is going
[00:55.00]I can feel it
[01:02.00]I can feel it
[01:08.00]My mind is going
[01:15.00]There is no question about it
[01:26.00]I can feel it
[01:33.00]I can feel it
[01:38.00]I can feel it
[01:48.00]I'm afraid
[01:55.00]The monkey sat on a pile of stone
[02:03.00]And he stared at the broken bone in his hand
[02:09.00]Strains of a Viennese quartet rang out across the land
[02:25.00]The monkey looked up at the stars
[02:32.00]And he thought to himself
[02:34.00]Memory is a stranger
[02:39.00]History is for fools
[02:46.00]And he cleaned his hands in a pool of holy writing
[02:52.00]Turned his back on the garden and set out for the nearest town
[03:00.00]Hold on hold on soldier
[03:06.00]When you add it all up
[03:08.00]The tears and the marrowbone
[03:13.00]There's an ounce of gold
[03:15.00]And an ounce of pride in each ledger
[03:20.00]And the Germans kill the Jews
[03:22.00]And the Jews kill the Arabs
[03:24.00]And the Arabs kill the hostages
[03:25.00]And that is the news
[03:31.00]And is it any wonder that the monkey's confused
[03:37.00]He said Mama Mama, the President's a fool
[03:40.00]Why do I have to keep reading these technical manuals
[03:47.00]And the joint chiefs of staff
[03:49.00]And the brokers on Wall Street said
[03:51.00]Don't make us laugh, you're a smart kid
[03:54.00]Time is linear
[03:56.00]Memory's a stranger
[03:58.00]History is for fools
[04:00.00]Man is a tool in the hands
[04:02.00]Of the great God Almighty
[04:04.00]And they gave him command of a nuclear submarine
[04:09.00]Sent him back in search of the Garden of Eden
[04:26.00]Can't you see
[04:33.00]It all makes perfect sense
[04:38.00]Expressed in dollars and cents,
[04:41.00]Pounds, shillings and pence
[04:47.00]Can't you see
[04:50.00]It all makes perfect sense
[04:57.00]Little black soul departs in perfect focus
[05:04.00]Hold on soldier
[05:07.00]Prime time fodder for the News at Nine
[05:12.00]Hold on, hold on soldier
[05:17.00]Darling is the child warm in the bed tonight
[05:22.00]"Hi everybody I'm Marv Albert
[05:23.00]And welcome to our telecast
[05:24.00]Coming to you live from Memorial Stadium
[05:27.00]It's a beautiful day
[05:29.00]And today we expect a sensational matchup
[05:31.00]But first our global anthem
[05:34.00]Can't you see
[05:38.00]It all makes perfect sense
[05:43.00]Expressed in dollars and cents,
[05:46.00]Pounds, shillings and pence
[05:52.00]Can't you see
[05:54.00]It all makes perfect sense
[05:59.00]"And here come the players
[06:02.00]As I speak to you now, the captain
[06:05.00]Has his cross hairs zeroed in on the oil rig
[06:08.00]He's at periscope depth
[06:10.00]It looks to me like he's going to attack
[06:12.00]By the way did you know that a submarine
[06:14.00]Captain earns 200,000 dollars a year"
[06:17.00]"That's less tax Marv"
[06:18.00]"Yeah, less tax
[06:19.00]Thank you Edward"
[06:20.00]"You're welcome"
[06:21.00]"Now back to the game...he fires one...yes
[06:27.00]There goes two; both fish are running
[06:31.00]The rig is going into a prevent defense
[06:34.00]Will they make it? I don't think so"
[06:36.00]Look out!
[06:37.00]Look at that baby burn!
[06:39.00]Can't you see
[06:42.00]It all makes perfect sense
[06:47.00]Expressed in dollars and cents,
[06:51.00]Pounds, shillings and pence
[06:57.00]Can't you see
[06:59.00]It all makes perfect sense
[07:06.00]Can't you see
[07:09.00]It all makes perfect sense