[00:04.41]Wassup, wassup y'all
[00:06.72]LD aka Young ***********
[00:09.85]Had to make a track about smoking ***********, man
[00:13.41]Every rapper got a track about smoking *********** so I didn't really have a choice
[00:17.50]But, I guess I made mine a little bit different is all
[00:20.88]It's like, it's like, it's like
[00:24.65]Blowin something sticky word to pre-cum ***********s
[00:27.20]I'm with my team in this ***********, and we all getting lit
[00:30.06]I mean the *********** hella loud, like a teenage chick
[00:33.45]And we been smoking for a minute, yeah we blowin on that ganja
[00:36.57]And now I'm huffin and puffin, I'm choking on that bong
[00:39.76]And the *********** I'm on is bomb I'm smoking that Vietcong
[00:42.80]Getting real high
[00:43.91]Watching funny videos of Bill Nye
[00:46.07]Tell me that this jam isn't still fly --
[00:49.36]*Bill Nye theme song playing in the background*
[00:49.73]"Ayo, check this out... hahahaha..."
[00:53.03]"Oh, my god... I forgot all about this ***********t
[00:57.24]This ***********t is ***********g crazy... hahahaha..."
[01:03.31]"Holy ***********t..!
[01:05.70]Wow, I'm like, uncomfortably high..."
[01:09.53]Now I'm getting hungry than a mutha***********a
[01:11.47]Put some chicken nuggets in the oven at 400
[01:14.08]Where'd I put that honey mustard
[01:15.89]Lookin all around the cupboard for that mutha***********a
[01:18.20]Until I discovered a custard, I covered wit butter from last week
[01:21.68]How long do them thangs keep?
[01:24.22]Guess I better ask Jeeves
[01:25.26]Go get ma computer but I'm staring at the damn screen (wow)
[01:28.28]Damn D, you forgetting what ya task be
[01:31.40]The puff puff pass, gotcha gassed
[01:33.03]Now ya man is ***********
[01:35.39]And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
[01:38.94]But I think I'm way too high
[01:41.45]And I ain't wanna come off like a ***********, so I took another hit
[01:44.99]But I think ma brains too fried
[01:47.18]And yeah I'm *********** faded but I hate it
[01:49.70]I'm praying that I make it
[01:51.30]Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee
[01:53.92]I'm too blazed, it's too late
[01:55.84]To save ***********y from this *********** place, cause he too high
[01:59.74]Now I'm freakin out up in this ***********
[02:01.34]Can't control it and ma homies passin round another spliff
[02:03.55]So I bolted to the BR
[02:06.09]Consulted with the mirror
[02:07.47]Lil ***********y please step up, you pathetic
[02:09.69]Cause the *********** in you beating you
[02:11.45]Then all a sudden I'm on the toilet beating ma *********** blue
[02:14.12]But I ain't cummin because as I'm imagining ***********g something
[02:17.46]That pretty girl I'm ****ing
[02:18.91]Becoming my *********** cousin, or mother or brother
[02:22.03]Or some other ***********g disgusting person
[02:23.85]Ma brain is bein strange, cause I'm high as a plane
[02:26.57]I ain't deranged, I'm just saying it's a violent strain
[02:29.60]So I go back to the back where they packing up cigars
[02:32.61]Dipping snacks, kicking back, staring at some Avatars
[02:35.84]Then I flipped, took a decade and a half to make that ***********t
[02:38.78]Yet they couldn't put a second and a half up in that script
[02:42.06]How the *********** a human being wanna *********** a
[02:44.98]Blueish green 7' 3'' tail having ass thing
[02:47.97]Man I'm high as ***********
[02:49.08]And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
[02:52.38]But I think I'm way too high
[02:55.58]And I ain't wanna come off like a ***********, so I took another hit
[02:58.95]But I think ma brains too fried
[03:01.44]And yeah I'm *********** faded but I hate it
[03:06.17]I'm praying that I make it
[03:07.64]Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee
[03:10.03]I'm too blazed, it's too late
[03:11.77]To save ***********y from this *********** place, cause he too high
[03:16.28]Rock hard ***********, cause I'm watching Katy Perry
[03:18.89]And in her video the whole world's made of candy (wow)
[03:21.82]Damn, I ain't even got no candy
[03:24.85]So now I'm at the ***********g C store
[03:26.74]Where ya man be torn than a ma***********a
[03:29.70]Peanut m&m's or a Twix
[03:31.18]Can't commit, so I count the benefits on ma hands
[03:34.90]Goddamn now I'm weary of the man -- yeah the ca***********er
[03:38.42]Homeland, ****r!
[03:39.70]S-s-s-so damn tweaked I can't even cross the *********** street
[03:43.37]Gotta wait until that mutha***********a's green
[03:46.22]Now I'm back up at the crib, and I'm laughin at giraffes long necks
[03:49.27]Gotta ***********t, but the path to the bathroom is complex
[03:53.60]Crafted a long text, took about an hour
[03:56.26]Took a scary shower, now I'm sitting naked on the ground
[03:59.41]Man I'm *********** up. I'm bout to call ma mom up and tell her what's up
[04:02.50]This sucks I'm high as ***********
[04:06.67]And I was tryna get a little buzz, so I took a little puff
[04:10.40]But I think I'm way too high
[04:12.65]And I ain't wanna come off like a ***********, so I took another hit
[04:16.17]But I think ma brains too fried
[04:19.14]And yeah I'm *********** faded but I hate it
[04:22.02]I'm praying that I make it
[04:23.20]Afraid I'm goin to dieeeee
[04:25.51]I'm too blazed, it's too late
[04:27.60]To save ***********y from this *********** place, cause he too high
[04:31.74]Oh my god
[04:34.00]This ***********t is not fun, man
[04:36.66]I can't stop thinkin' 'bout weird ass ***********t
[04:39.54]Watching Lady Gaga
[04:41.31]I can't stop thinking about who the *********** Alejandro is
[04:45.82]Who the *********** is he?
[04:47.70]Jerking off, I came during the position change
[04:50.06]Like, in the porn, like when they was chaning positions, I came
[04:53.16]Ain't nothing worse than that
[04:55.00]Nothing worse than that ***********t, everybody knows that
[04:59.38]Aye, but like, I've been thinking 'bout like
[05:02.39]When the sun goes behind the clouds, what does it do?
[05:06.12]Like, does it smile?
[05:08.65]Like, what does it do, does it show it's ***********?
[05:12.09]It's something to think about
[05:14.86]Like it's doing something, and we can't see it
[05:19.49]So like, what's it doin? I don't even know like, what it's doing
[05:23.93]Because, if it's showing it's ***********, I'm tryna see that
[05:27.30]I bet the sun got a big ass ***********
[05:28.82]Alright, I gotta go to bed
[05:32.22]***********, I forgot about them chicken nuggets from the first verse
[05:36.58]They still in the oven, damn, probably burnt as ***********t by now
[05:39.49]I guess I gotta go get them, fire hazard
[05:45.25]Goodnight
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