[00:00.670]"? is off [00:03.376]If Sea Monkeys are present. [00:06.000]Sea Monkeys will hatch and reproduce " [00:09.283]He said to the little girl. [00:11.843]"Sea Monkeys are brine shrimp. [00:16.099]The tooth fairy is your mom. [00:18.882]Paula Abdul is a Sea Monkey." [00:22.071]They found the little girl's skin under his yellow cigarette-stained fingernails. [00:27.279]Once the little girl went to Tower Records and saw some records displayed. [00:31.411]The records were of Prince's Batman. [00:34.209]Instantly the little girl associated any raw albums or CDs with Paula Abdul. [00:39.409]She said "Paula Abdul, mommy!" [00:42.672]She started dancing and singing her song. [00:45.345]Mommy patted the little girl's head as blood dripped from the corner of her eyelid. [00:49.553]Then they squirmed away to frolick in instant life solutions [definitely?] number three. [00:54.729]