[00:00.00] 作词 : Mike Nawrocki/Kurt Heinecke
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Mike Nawrocki/Kurt Heinecke
[00:19.54]We are the pirates we don't do anything
[00:23.34]We just stay at home and lie around
[00:26.77]And if you ask us to do anything
[00:29.95]We'll just tell you  we don't do anything
[00:35.35]Well I've never been to Greenland  and I've never been to Denver
[00:39.91]And I've never buried treasure in St  Louie or St  Paul
[00:43.53]And I've never been to Moscow  and I've never been to Tampa
[00:46.34]And I've never been to Boston in the fall
[00:50.02]'Cause we are the pirates we don't do anything
[00:53.45]We just stay at home and lie around
[00:56.81]And if you ask us to do anything
[01:00.31]We'll just tell you  we don't do anything
[01:05.91]And I've never hoist the main sail  and I've never swabbed the poop deck
[01:10.77]And I've never veered starboard 'cause I've never sailed at all
[01:13.77]And I've never walked the gang plank  and I've never owned a parrot
[01:17.52]And I've never been to Boston in the fall
[01:20.51]'Cause we are the pirates we don't do anything
[01:24.19]We just stay at home and lie around
[01:27.43]And if you ask us to do anything
[01:29.68]We'll just tell you  we don't do anything
[01:36.15]Oh  I've never plucked a rooster and I am not too good at ping-pong
[01:41.46]And I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
[01:43.96]And I've never kissed a chipmunk  and I've never gotten head lice
[01:47.01]And I have never been to Boston in the fall
[01:51.04]Huh  What are you talking about
[01:53.66]What's a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate
[01:58.94]Hey  thats right
[02:00.43]We are supposed to sing about pirate-y things
[02:03.93]And who's ever kissed a chipmunk
[02:06.61]That's just nonsense  Why even bring it up
[02:09.93]Am I right  What do you think
[02:12.67]I think you look like Captain Crunch
[02:15.35]Huh  No I don't
[02:17.60]Do too
[02:18.72]Do not
[02:19.78]You're making me hungry
[02:21.65]Thats it  You're walkin' the plank
[02:23.96]Says who
[02:25.02]Says the Cap'n  thats who
[02:27.14]Oh yeah  Ay Ay  Cap'n Crunch  hehehehe
[02:31.76]Arrrgggghh
[02:33.32]Yikes
[02:34.51]And I've never licked a spark plug
[02:37.13]And I've never sniffed a stinkbug
[02:38.75]And I've never painted daises
[02:40.31]On a big red rubber ball
[02:41.62]And I've never bathed in yogurt
[02:43.30]And I don't look good in leggings
[02:45.86]You just don't get it
[02:47.80]And we've never been to Boston in the fall
[02:54.87]Pass the chips
[02:57.24]Who's got the remote control  Here it is
[03:00.05]Time for Heraldo
[03:02.04]It's definately time for Loch Nech
[03:04.41]Ohh   I don't like this show
[03:06.53]Hey look  I found a quarter