Fireman
 When he wants go out with the boys
 I always say, "Of course"
 When he wants to be alone
 I kiss his head and close the door
 My baby is a fireman
 My baby is
 And at night when we're in bed
 Sometimes I try to take his hand
 And he'll flinch away and tell me
 "Don't do something you'll regret"
 My baby is a fireman
 My baby is
 My baby is a fireman
 And I never will get tired of him
 Because he's got, because he's got
 Three days on and three days off
 I can't find him in my sheets
 And I can't get him on the phone
 It's a slow burn kind of love
 But now the wholе house smells like smokе
 My baby is a fireman
 My baby is
 My baby is a fireman
 And I never will get tired of him
 Because he's got, because he's got
 Three days on and three days off
 I'm calling up his mother
 And I tell her what I know
 She says, "Honey, don't feel bad
 He's been that way since he was born"
 My baby is a scientist
 My baby is
 My baby is a scientist
 And you can't pin him like a specimen
 Because he's got
 Because he's got a tail that he can make fall off
 My baby is a fireman
 And I never will get tired of him
 Because he's got, because he's got
 Three days on and three days off