Sexting
 作词 : Bo Burnham
 作曲 : Bo Burnham
 Sexting (Whoa)
 It isn't sex, it's the next best thing
 Sexting
 Aye, aye, AT&T
 I am in bed, I am ready to go wit' you
 Tonight, I'm thinking of taking it slow
 We'll use emojis only, we don't need phonetical diction
 We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians
 You send me a peach, I send a carrot back
 You send a ferris wheel, that's pretty abstract
 I send back a ticket stub, implying that the Ferris wheel's your body, and I'd really love admission to it
 Oh, no! What if, now, you think that I'm implying your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel? (Damn)
 You send back a snowman
 Crisis averted (Thank God)
 Sexting (Whoa)
 It isn't sex, it's the next best thing (Next best thing)
 Sexting
 Aye, aye, AT&T
 No more emojis, now it's onto words
 I ask what you're wearing; you reply, "A shirt"
 You say, "Are you naked?" I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat"
 You say, "lmao," but I doubt that
 I'm getting hot at just the thought of what I'd do to you
 'Cause in my head, I'm in your bed and getting through to you
 They made the internet for nights like these (Nights like these)
I love you, baby, send a picture of your dick, pleas
 Sexting (Whoa)
 It isn't sex, it's the next best thing (Next best thing)
 Sexting
 Aye, aye (We are sexting)
 AT&T
 You send the pic and say it's now my turn
Jesus ****ing Christ, I guess I never learn
 My phone's flash is my only light, and
The flash makes my dick look frightened
 I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead
Because my penis looks like the baby from Eraserhea
 You say, "I sent my *******, that's not fair" (That's not fair)
 So I send it to you, and then my phone dies
 Another night on my own, yeah
 Stuck in my home, yeah
 Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
 Another night on my own, yeah
 Stuck in my home, yeah
 Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
 Another night on my own, yeah
 Stuck in my home, yeah
 Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
(Dick) Another night on my own, yea
(Penis) Stuck in my home, yea
(Dick) Sitting alon
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah