Modern Girl
 作词 : Jack Antonoff/Evan Smith
 作曲 : Jack Antonoff/Evan Smith
 One, two, three, go

 Friday night, killer queens
 Hop a train, on the scene
 All the band is in the wild
 Don't you dare touch the dial
 We dressed up like a heart attack for you
 We dressed up like a heart attack

 I'm talking little jeans, tiny hat
 Evan Smith, tiny sax
 Drama kings, sing it loud
 Drag that shit all over town
 Play it like a heart attack for you
 We play it like a heart attack

 So kiss me on the cheek
 Make it a long goodbye
 Ooh, and all the modern girls (Shakin' the modern boys)
 Shaking their ass tonight
 La-la-la-la-la-la-la, love on a wire
 Who's looking for a fight
 Ooh, and all the modern boys (Shakin' the modern boys)
 Are going out tonight

 Change my meds, change the flight
 Bodies on, bodies wild
 Body cam, only flams
 Bleachers band, only flams
 We play it like a heart attack for you
 We play like a heart attack

 I guess I'm New Jersey's finest New Yorker
 Unreliable reporter
 Pop music hoarder
 Some guy playing quarters
 But I'm wearing a heart attack for you
 A Mikey Freedom, heart attack

 So kiss me on the cheek
 Make it a long goodbye
 Ooh, and all the modern girls (Shakin' the modern boys)
 Shaking their ass tonight
 La-la-la-la-la-la-la, love on a wire
 Who's looking for a fight
 Ooh, and all the modern boys (Shakin' the modern boys)
 Are going out tonight

 So kiss me on the cheek
 La-la-la-la, make it a long goodbye
 Ooh, and all the modern girls (Shakin' the modern boys)
 Shaking their ass tonight
 La-la-la-la-la-la-la, love on a wire
 Who's looking for a fight
 Ooh, and all the modern boys (Shakin' the modern boys)
 Are going out tonight

 It's shakin' the modern girls, it's for the modern girls
 It's shakin' the modern girls
 It's shakin' the modern, it's for the modern boys
 It's shakin' the modern, Hutch!