[00:00.549]Place to rest when you get tired (I got so many bills to pay)
[00:06.069]When your own address is expired (I tweet way too much)
[00:11.069]Hell this is my fifth take of this intro
[00:15.173]My dad likes to call that life
[00:19.023]But I like to call that
[00:20.149]White girl problems, met her back in autumn
[00:22.782]Every gift
[00:23.277]I try to give her she already got 'em
[00:25.222]Messing with the
[00:25.944]TA, wonder what she taught him
[00:27.693]Work her way down, literally to the bottom
[00:30.301]Where are all my best friends,
[00:31.457]I cannot ignore them
[00:32.710]Never gonna text them,
[00:33.928]I ain't too important
[00:35.182]Look at what my dad bought, yeah it was imported
[00:37.653]He took a second loan cause our family can't afford it, nice guy
[00:40.784]Gotta finish last in this sport
[00:42.069]Call her Cee-
[00:42.893]Lo cause she crazy and her arms are kinda short
[00:44.895]Got a traffic ticket once, but she didn't go to court
[00:47.494]And she interrupts my sessions every time that
[00:49.405]I record So
[00:50.173]I tell her
[00:50.629]I got so much **** up on my plate, it's a buffet
[00:53.245]Now we out in paris and these women look like
[00:55.429]Muzzy Superficial she just need a
[00:57.040]Combs like puffy
[00:58.213]You don't need to go but
[00:59.269]I think you need to trust me
[01:00.781]Come take a drink with me forget all you know
[01:06.045]You'll pay tuition
[01:07.679]I'll just live on the floor
[01:11.103]I think you fly, but your friend's ugly fo sho
[01:15.632]Well, come take a drink with me forget to enroll
[01:20.167]White girl problems, met her at a concert
[01:22.791]Think it was
[01:23.286]Tiesto, already forgot it
[01:25.209]Who am I to blame her, she was so obnoxious
[01:27.673]Got a little taste of your lips, it was toxic
[01:30.285]We should keep in contact, okay, that is nonsense
[01:32.677]Sure I'll take your email, tell me where to jot it
[01:35.229]Got a pen and pencil on me at all times cause
[01:37.669]I rhyme Now
[01:38.393]I'm kinda feeling genius that
[01:39.533]I brought it
[01:40.247]Switchup, not
[01:41.183]Black Eyed peas but
[01:42.263]I wish I was richer
[01:43.277]Finally graduated, she majored in being mixed up
[01:45.647]Recognize you from
[01:46.351]T.V., Yo can we please take a picture?
[01:48.118]I call you
[01:48.706]Mary-Kate cause
[01:49.609]I can't really tell the difference
[01:50.661]It beats me, addicted to pills and
[01:52.150]Avicii The
[01:53.421]Hills used to be cool, what happened to
[01:54.933]LC Parents moving to
[01:56.344]Florida so who's left to help me
[01:57.645]I can't but
[01:58.734]I'll write about you on my
[02:00.093]LP
[02:00.765]Come take a drink with me forget all you know
[02:05.997]You'll pay tuition
[02:07.631]I'll just live on the floor
[02:11.269]I think you fly but your friend's ugly fo sho
[02:15.526]Well, come take a drink with me forget to enroll
[02:21.141]White girl problems, all over the world
[02:25.981]What we gonna do with these girls
[02:29.696]Yo, here's some famous people that have them:
[02:31.013]Taylor Swift got white girl problems
[02:33.461]Mandy Moore got white girl problems
[02:35.967]Kobe Bryant got white girl problems
[02:38.517]Kanye West got white girl problems
[02:40.965]Michael Phelps got white girl problems
[02:43.557]The cast of
[02:44.351]Friends got white girl problems
[02:46.101]All of y'all got white girl problems
[02:48.565]Hoodie's back, it's time to solve 'em