[00:00.000][Vox] That f*cker's back!
[00:02.127][Valentino] I thought he was gone for good too.
[00:04.236][Vox] It's been seven years!
[00:05.774][Valentino] You still pissed he almost beat you last time?
[00:08.286][Vox] Uh, f*ck you!
[00:10.289][Valentino] Just saying.
[00:10.959][Vox] Things have changed a lot since he left town.
[00:13.256][Valentino] That's for sure.
[00:14.818][Vox] I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of things now.
[00:19.677]Welcome home, I'm gonna make you wish
[00:24.353]That you'd stayed gone.
[00:26.687]Say hello to a new status quo.
[00:31.906]Everyone knows that there's a brand new dawn.
[00:35.932]Turn the TV on!
[00:39.201][director] Camera, speeds. Rolling in 3,2
[00:43.746]Welcome to the show
[00:45.886]Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain has-been
[00:47.102]who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven year absence
[00:50.286]Did anybody miss him? Did anybody notice? More on tonight's program.
[00:53.351]So the Radio Demon is back in town.
[00:54.896]Why is he hanging around? What does it mean for your family?
[00:57.554]Well handily, I've got good news.
[00:59.255]He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile
[01:01.317]But the demon is a coward!
[01:02.866]You can take that as gospel.
[01:03.964]Pulling my viewers? Impossible!
[01:05.015]I'm visual, he's barely audible.
[01:06.518]Stop giving him the time of day,
[01:07.462]Don't listen to a word he'd say
[01:09.355]I hope he had a nice vacay
[01:10.649]but he should've stayed away!
[01:12.266]While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video
[01:17.312]And now his medium is getting bloody rare
[01:21.410]Hell's been better since he split
[01:23.872]Where's he been? Who gives a sh*t!
[01:26.898][Alastor] Salutations, good to be back on the air!
[01:30.663][Alastor] Yes I know it's been a while since someone with style
[01:34.042][Alastor] Treated hell to a broadcast sinners rejoice
[01:36.261][Vox] What a dated voice!
[01:37.627][Alastor] Instead of a clout chasing video podcast
[01:39.712][Vox] Come on!
[01:40.905][Alastor] Is Vox insecure pursuing allure?
[01:42.002][Alastor] Flitting between this fad and that, is nothing working?
[01:44.620][Vox] Ignore his chirping!
[01:45.447][Alastor] Every day he's got a new format
[01:46.987][Vox] You're looking at the future!
[01:48.124]He's the sh*t that comes before that!
[01:50.110][Alastor] Is Vox as strong as he purports, or is it based on his support?
[01:55.153][Alastor] He'd be powerless without the other Vee's
[01:58.210][Vox] Oh please!
[01:59.435][Alastor] And here's the sugar on the cream, he asked me to join his team!
[02:04.288][Vox] Hold on!
[02:04.896][Alastor] I said no and now he's pissy, that's the tea
[02:07.944][Vox] You old timey prick! I'll show you suffering
[02:11.234][Alastor] Uh oh, the TV is buffering~
[02:13.244][Vox] I'll destroy yoo-o-u-u you little——
[02:17.051][Alastor] I'm afraid you've lost your signal.
[02:25.761]Let's begin, I'm gonna make you wish that I'd stayed gone
[02:36.196]Tune on in
[02:38.323]When I'm done
[02:41.058]Your status quo will know its race is run
[02:47.135]Oh this will be fun
[02:55.014]F*ck!