[00:00.538]I can do this
[00:02.369]somehow I know it
[00:04.581]I'll get heacen behind my plans
[00:07.442]Charlie hold on
[00:09.006]There's just no way I could blow it
[00:12.572]Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance
[00:15.801]It's just a meeting
[00:17.051]To change their minds and touch their hearts
[00:20.478]Or whatever angels have
[00:23.038]This could be bad.
[00:24.238]Cheer up Vaggie
[00:25.801]This could be swell
[00:27.518]Something tells me that today will be a happy day in hell
[00:32.200]Okay but just don't sing to them.
[00:34.072]That bitch is halfway down the street.
[00:35.662]Is she...
[00:36.280]Oh she's dancin'
[00:37.677]Ugh..no!
[00:38.521]There's warm fuzzy feeling that wafts through the air
[00:41.585]Every street's so revealing it's hard not to stare
[00:45.089]It's a reaim so appealing it beats anywhere
[00:48.458]If you don''t mind the smell
[00:51.721]It's a happy day in hell
[00:55.125]Hi Mister!
[00:55.943]Go **** yourself!
[00:57.289]There's an endless trashfire that's burning my soul
[01:00.027]Hello!
[01:00.809]Got a ton of barbed wire to shove in his hole
[01:03.504]Uh,excuse me
[01:04.130]Doing what is required we all have our roles
[01:07.450]I'm not doing well
[01:10.397]Another shitty day in hell
[01:13.874]If I can show them the dream I've dreamed
[01:17.452]That any soul can change
[01:20.186]Cuz angels'minds are hard to change
[01:21.050]And they'll know everyone can be redeemed
[01:24.292]From the evil to the strange
[01:26.670]They are bloodthirsty and deranged
[01:29.747]I can hear all their stories
[01:32.055]The lost and displaced
[01:34.132]And I know that they're more of an acquired taste
[01:37.812]But if I open the door and I give them a place
[01:41.225]At my Hazbin Hotel
[01:44.285]It'll be a happy day in Hell
[01:51.918]From the porn studio
[01:53.463]Where the cinephiles go to watch award-winning demon bukake shows
[01:57.785]To the Cannibal Town where they don't wear a frown
[02:00.483]Cuz-holy shit oh my gosh
[02:02.350]WHY???
[02:03.914]And I don't give a crow that
[02:05.982]His brain's got in my eye
[02:09.208]Cuz I know I can spare them
[02:11.498]From Heaven's genocide
[02:14.585]I'can do this,I just know it
[02:15.508]There's andless trashfire that's burning my soul
[02:18.151]I'll get heaven behind my plans
[02:21.556]There's just no way I could blow it
[02:22.581]I kinda like that barbed wire that shoved in my hole
[02:24.803]Not this once-in-a-lifetime chance
[02:28.075]To change their minds
[02:29.765]And touch my parts
[02:31.592]Uh...no thank you,I'm just gonna
[02:33.756]Fulfill my destiny
[02:37.050]Your loss,bitch!
[02:38.209]I can already tell
[02:41.015]Today is gonna be a ****ing happy day in Hell