[00:00.00] 作词 : Glen Ballard/Alanis Morissette
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Glen Ballard/Alanis Morissette
[00:11.35]An old man turned ninety-eight
[00:17.19]He won the lottery and died the next day
[00:22.66]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
[00:28.50]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
[00:33.70]And isn't it ironic
[00:36.71]Don't you think?
[00:39.28]It's like rain on your wedding day
[00:45.83]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[00:51.75]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[00:58.58]Who would've thought
[01:00.55]It figures
[01:04.30]Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
[01:09.06]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
[01:15.19]He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
[01:21.81]And as the plane crashed down he thought
[01:24.51]"Well isn't this nice..."
[01:27.16]And isn't it ironic
[01:29.48]Don't you think?
[01:32.12]It's like rain on your wedding day
[01:38.43]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[01:44.63]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[01:51.53]Who would've thought
[01:53.76]It figures
[01:57.00]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
[02:00.80]When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
[02:08.88]And life has a funny way of helping you out when
[02:12.05]You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face
[02:20.00]A traffic jam when you're already late
[02:25.40]A "No Smoking" sign on your cigarette break
[02:31.81]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
[02:37.82]It's meeting the man of my dream and then meeting his beautiful wife
[02:44.59]And isn't it ironic
[02:47.15]Don't you think?
[02:50.28]A little too ironic
[02:53.02]And, yeah, I really do think
[02:55.81]It's like rain on your wedding day
[03:02.04]It's a free ride when you've already paid
[03:08.00]It's the good advice that you just didn't take
[03:14.72]Who would've thought
[03:16.90]It figures
[03:32.24]And life has a funny way of helping you out when
[03:35.68]You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face