[00:00.000] 作词 : Dike, Ross, Young
[00:13.34]Alright, dig it
[00:18.59]Cold coolin' at a bar, and I'm lookin' for some action
[00:22.76]But like Mick Jagger said
[00:24.92]I can't get no satisfaction
[00:26.90]The girls are all around
[00:29.03]but none of them want to get with me
[00:31.39]My threds are fresh and I'm looking def
[00:32.85]Yo, what's up with L-O-C?
[00:35.03]The girls I sawjokin' at the other end of the bar
[00:38.86]Havin' drinks with some no-name chump
[00:40.93]when they know that I'm the star
[00:43.10]So I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
[00:47.23]I asked the guy, "Why you so fly?"
[00:49.11]He said, "Funky Cold Medina"
[00:58.45]Funky Cold Medina
[01:07.43]This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
[01:11.53]Put a little Medina in your glass
[01:13.79]And the girls will come real quick
[01:15.85]It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
[01:19.74]A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap
[01:23.58]So I gave some to my dog, when he began to beg
[01:27.72]Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
[01:30.84]And did the wild thing on my leg
[01:33.26]He used to scratch and bite me
[01:34.83]Before he was much, much meaner
[01:36.70]But now all the poodles run to my house
[01:38.06]For the Funky cold Medina
[01:41.59]You know what I'm sayin'?
[01:42.59]I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door
[01:46.99]I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's
[01:51.86]They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal
[01:56.59]I went up to this girl
[01:58.45]she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
[02:00.76]I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky cold Medina
[02:04.96]She said, "I'd like a drink."
[02:06.51]I said I said, "Ehm - ok, I'll go get it"
[02:08.67]Then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips
[02:10.74]And I knew that she was with it
[02:12.92]So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
[02:16.80]But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess
[02:19.36]Sheena was a man
[02:21.39]So I threw him out, I don't fool around
[02:23.04]With in Oscar Meyer weiner
[02:25.32]You must be sure that your girl is pure
[02:27.23]For the Funky Cold Medina
[02:30.54]You know, ain't no playin' with a man
[02:34.68]This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies, ya know?
[02:44.75]Break it down
[03:18.37]Back in the saddle, lookin'for a little affection
[03:22.46]I took a shot as a conteatant on the Love Connection
[03:26.50]The audience voted and you know they picked a winner
[03:30.83]I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
[03:35.14]She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
[03:38.67]Instead she started talkin' about plans for a weddin'
[03:42.71]Said wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says "I'll be seein' ya"
[03:46.80]That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina
[03:52.36]Ya know what I'm sayin'
[03:54.62]that Medina's a monster, y'all
[03:57.94]Funky Cold Medina