Officer Yo fat lip man Yo man they trying to run a 50 move on us man Yo man You got to tell the suckers what's up boy Yeah ha ha I got a letter from the dmv The other day I opened and read it It said they were suckers They tried to tell me that my license was suspended I got offended For a minute then pretended That I never even got the d**n letter It's nine o'clock On the dot So I think I'd better Scoot off to school Cause in class there's a test I gotta dress fast Grab my glasses and my vest Oh d**n As hardheaded as I am Hopped in my hootie ride Pumped up the jam Put it in reverse Into first And disperse and From that very moment on my day got worse As I was standing in the street I suddenly seen the smoke I know that Derek's on his way I ran to get my coat And a bag from the room It took a minute boom Hopped into the car We drove away in a zoom I assume doom As we were driving on the gravel At any given minute we could have a shortened travel So I ramble About my life is that's a shambles Should'a took the bus A bus without the silence horses Oh nice I wish we had good bikes We need to exercise Maybe we could take a hike An' you could give Sheri back those car keys Because everywhere I walk I would not have to say please Please Don't pull me over Mr officer Don't pull me over Mr officer please Don't pull me over Mr officer Don't pull me over Mr officer please Don't pull me over Mr officer Don't pull me over Mr officer please Don't pull me over Mr officer Don't pull me over Mr officer please Away To our destination No license no insurance Not even registration Tags on the plate say December 82 Car's so dirty it looks gray But it's really blue Who would Think we're up to good Four black niggards riding through the neighborhood In hats and glasses Making funny passes Like driving slowly Playing low key for asses Knowing d**n well one shine will harass us And all the while We see girls jog Sheri's little car is pouring out smog They made right and fly away to goats You live with your homeboys yeah I live with my Homeboys that's where you're taking me to your house Where your homeboys are I mean but they're not Home you ain't got your own crib naw I ain't got Lights action without the camaraderie greens And high beams two to a teethe blue coat billy goats Are crowding up my rearviewhot on the trail of An innocent being my heartbeat is racing at a pace so fast I'm wishing that the coppers would get off my ass My tail can't go to jail cause it's wack What would happen to my girl and my record contract Yo fellas what Take off the baseball caps Word up I heard that the nerves get tapped And throw on the glasses and give up the tees Oh please don't pull me over officer please I'm discomboberated what Discomboberated what Discomboberated malfunctionated faded F a d e d I can't believe it's me Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh please Oh Please Don't pull me over Mr officer Don't pull me over Mr officer please Don't pull me over Mr officer Don't pull me over Mr officer please Don't pull me over Mr officer Don't pull me over Mr officer please Don't pull me over Mr officer Don't pull me over Mr officer please