The Gypsy Bard Version
Intro

Yee!Gypsy!?

I'm not a gypsy,

I'm a pastry chef!

Those aren't even similar.

Or are they..?

Wanna hear the song I sing to my parents?

Oh! Sorry.
The song they sing to me?

When you're rife with devastation
There's a simple explanation:
You're a toymaker's creation
Trapped inside a crystal ball
And whichever way he tilts it
Know that we must be resilient
We won't let them break our spirits
As we sing our silly song

When I was a little filly,
a galloping blaze overtook my city
So they shipped me off to the orphanage.
Said, "ditch those roots if you wanna fit in"
So I dug one thousand holes
and cut a rug with orphan foals now
Memories are blurred,
and their faces are obscured,
but I still，
know the words to this song
When you've bungled all your bangles
And your loved ones have been mangled
Listen to the jingle jangle
Of my gypsy tambourine
'Cause these chords are hypnotizing
And the whole world's harmonizing
So please children stop your crying
And just sing along with me.

Don't forget your roots!

That's what I did.
But now I'm finally getting back in touch with my inner gypsy.

And my magic candy told me your trip is gonna be the bomb!

I've messed with time before!

And there haven't been any noticeable consequences.

Isn't that great?

When you're rife with devastation
There's a simple explanation:
You're a toymaker's creation
Trapped inside a crystal ball
And whichever way he tilts it
Know that we must be resilient
We won't let them break our spirits
As we sing our silly song

When I was a little filly,
a galloping blaze overtook my city
So they shipped me off to the orphanage.
Said, "ditch those roots if you wanna fit in"
So I dug one thousand holes
and cut a rug with orphan foals now
Memories are blurred,
and their faces are obscured,
but I still,
know the words to this song............

Outro