[00:09.660]You know I love my Lady,
[00:11.770]
[00:13.280]we'd been together so long.
[00:14.990]
[00:16.460]Like a worn-out recording,
[00:18.780]
[00:20.390]of a favorite song.
[00:22.130]
[00:23.840]So while she lay there sleeping,
[00:26.170]
[00:27.340]I read the paper in bed.
[00:29.110]
[00:30.960]And in the personal columns,
[00:33.110]
[00:34.480]there was this letter that read:
[00:36.200]
[00:38.030]"If you like Pina Coladas,
[00:40.120]
[00:41.540]and getting caught in the rain.
[00:43.840]
[00:45.280]If you're not into yoga,
[00:47.590]
[00:48.890]if you have half-a-brain.
[00:51.280]
[00:52.380]If you like making love at midnight,
[00:54.750]
[00:55.950]in the dunes of the cape.
[00:57.860]
[00:59.530]That I’m the love that you looked for,
[01:01.810]
[01:03.060]write to me, and escape."
[01:04.960]
[01:20.870]I didn't think about my lady,
[01:23.010]
[01:24.430]I know that sounds kind of mean.
[01:26.710]
[01:28.060]But me and my old lady,
[01:30.260]
[01:31.610]had fallen into the same old dull routine.
[01:35.180]So I wrote to the paper,
[01:37.470]
[01:38.660]took out a personal ad.
[01:40.380]
[01:42.170]And though I'm nobody's poet,
[01:45.740]I thought it wasn't half-bad.
[01:47.570]
[01:49.220]"Yes, I like Pina Coladas,
[01:51.540]
[01:52.820]and getting caught in the rain.
[01:55.050]
[01:56.800]I'm not much into health food,
[01:58.780]
[01:59.780]I am into champagne.
[02:01.730]
[02:03.360]I've got to meet you by tomorrow
[02:05.680]
[02:07.040]cut through all this red tape.
[02:08.930]
[02:10.720]At a bar called Scrappy Malloy's
[02:13.170]
[02:14.500]we'll plan our escape."
[02:15.890]
[02:31.910]So I waited with high hopes
[02:34.330]
[02:35.470]then she walked in the place.
[02:37.590]
[02:38.860]I knew her smile in an instant,
[02:41.120]
[02:42.370]I knew the curve of her face.
[02:44.510]
[02:45.880]It was my own lovely lady,
[02:48.200]
[02:49.540]and she said, "Oh, it's you."
[02:51.400]
[02:53.180]And we laughed for a moment,
[02:55.490]
[02:56.670]and I said, "I never knew".
[02:58.510]
[02:59.220]I never know you liked Pina Coladas,
[03:02.170]
[03:03.750]and getting caught in the rain.
[03:05.940]
[03:07.480]And the feel of the ocean,
[03:09.640]
[03:10.960]and the taste of champagne.
[03:13.360]
[03:14.410]If you like making love at midnight,
[03:16.690]
[03:18.070]in the dunes of the cape.
[03:20.030]
[03:21.470]You're the lady that I've looked for,
[03:23.820]
[03:25.070]come with me, and escape."