[00:00.000] 作词 : M Mathers/L. Resto
[00:00.053] 作曲 : M Mathers/L. Resto
[00:00.107] [Intro]
[00:00.401] Yeah, I'm sorry (Huh?)
[00:04.335] What did you say?
[00:07.161] Oh, I can't hear you
[00:10.386] I have an ear inf!cktion and I cunt finger it out (Out), yeah (I need Auto-Tune)
[00:15.456] Yeah
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[00:15.652] [Verse 1]
[00:15.921] It's my alter ego's fault
[00:17.337] These evil thoughts could be so dark
[00:19.326] Cerebral palsy, three Zolofts
[00:21.201] I eat, doze off to "Rico Suave" (Look it up)
[00:24.301] Cadillac with a ladder rack in the back, with a cracked axel, a backpack full of Paxil
[00:28.260] A black satchel, a knapsack and a flask full of 'gnac and Jack Daniels
[00:31.301] Girl, let's go back-back to my castle (Yeah)
[00:33.612] I don't wanna haxxle you, Alexandra
[00:35.722] But my d!ck's an acronym 'cause it stands for you (Stands for you, oh)
[00:38.697] Wait, Alexandra who? (Damn)
[00:40.563] All I know is Friday, I met you (What?)
[00:42.331] Saturday, I'll probably forget you
[00:44.212] Guess that's what the Molly and ex do (What the f!ck?)
[00:46.213] 'Cause who the f!ck am I laying next to? (Huh)
[00:48.247] But ever since D-Nice To Tha Rescue, Fila Fresh Crew (Uh)
[00:51.371] I been a lab rat (Yeah) from a test tube (Uh)
[00:53.298] I'm goin' in-nn like the red roof (Red Roof Inn)
[00:55.927] You don't like it, eat a cock 'til your jaw breaks (Yeah)
[00:58.405] Call it caught between a rock and a hard place
[01:00.167] Like a sasquatch in a crawlspace
[01:01.799] 'Cause you're watchin' your heart race like you're Scarface
[01:03.736] In a car chase with the cops or an arcade
[01:05.658] Stuck inside of a Mario Kart race duckin' saw blades
[01:08.155] At a stop and a start pace
[01:09.481] What I'm tryin' to say is I'm drivin' 'em all crazy
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[01:12.055] [Chorus]
[01:12.215] I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone-deaf)
[01:15.954] I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone-deaf)
[01:20.020] I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone-deaf)
[01:23.996] 'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (Yeah, yeah)
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[01:27.780] [Verse 2]
[01:27.930] I see the rap game, then attack the verses (Uh)
[01:29.796] Turn into a graveyard packed with hearses (Yeah)
[01:31.816] Just like your funeral, I'm at your service (What?)
[01:33.856] Pockets 'on stuff' like a taxidermist (Woo)
[01:35.944] Just landed in Los Angeles when this chick Angela and her grandmother in a tan
[01:39.909] Colored van pull up with a handful of Xans
[01:41.919] And a substantial amount of gan' just to ask what my
[01:44.235] (Plans) plans for the night are (Yeah)
[01:45.935] I said, "Sneak into the Sleep Inn for the weekend and pretend it's a five-star," yeah
[01:50.234] Or leap into the deep end of the pool
[01:52.197] I can show you where the dives are (Get it?), ha
[01:54.415] We don't even gotta drive far
[01:55.776] I know this spot that is so live
[01:57.265] But I'm tryna get some head first (What?), like a nosedive (Haha)
[02:00.993] So many side chicks, can't decide which to slide with and which should I ditch
[02:04.906] So when it comes to axx, b!tch, I get behind like the Heimlich (Get behind, yeah)
[02:09.014] Had one chick who liked to flip sometimes on some switchin' sides sh!t
[02:12.278] Pushed her out the Sidekick, then I flipped the lil' white b!tch off like a light switch (B!tch)
[02:16.078] It's okay not to like my sh!t
[02:18.129] Everything's fine, drink your wine, b!tch
[02:20.103] And get offline, quit whinin', this is just a rhyme, b!tch (Rhyme, b!tch)
[02:22.491] But ask me, will I stick to my guns (Guns) like adhesive tape? (Adhesive tape)
[02:26.193] Does Bill Cosby sedate once he treats to cheesecake and a decent steak? (Huh?)
[02:30.018] You think gettin' rid of me's a piece of cake?
[02:31.787] I'm harder than findin' Harvey Weinstein a date (Damn)
[02:34.041] And that's why they say I got more lines than Black Friday
[02:37.111] So save that ssssh!t for the damn library (Shh)
[02:39.664] You heard of Kris Kristofferson? (Yeah)
[02:41.616] Well, I am Piss Pissedofferson (Oh)
[02:43.528] Paul's askin' for Christmas off again
[02:45.298] I said, "No," then I spit this song for him
[02:47.534] It goes
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[02:48.083] [Chorus]
[02:48.218] I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone-deaf)
[02:51.948] I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone-deaf)
[02:55.848] I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone-deaf)
[03:00.039] 'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
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[03:03.769] [Verse 3]
[03:03.880] B!tch, I can make "orange" rhyme with "banana" (Yeah)
[03:05.910] Oran-nana
[03:07.219] Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas
[03:09.513] At the crib, playin' Fortnite with your grandma
[03:11.260] But I'm more like a four-five with the grammar
[03:13.468] 'Bout to show you why your five favorite rappers can't touch this
[03:15.919] But before I get the hammer
[03:17.269] I should warn you, I'm Thor-like in this manner (Thor)
[03:19.391] But the day I lose sleep over you critiquin' me or
[03:21.965] I ever let you cocksuckers eat at me
[03:23.807] I'd need to be a motherf!ckin' pizzeria
[03:25.927] But you ain't gettin' no cheese from me
[03:27.842] I went from Little Caesars, BLTses, grilled cheeses
[03:31.071] Bein' dirt poor to filthy rich, I'm still me, b!tch
[03:34.160] Like a realtor, that's real tea (Realty), b!tch (Real talk)
[03:36.309] Aftermath, b!tch, whole camp's lit
[03:38.105] We put out fire, Dre stamps it
[03:40.129] With my cohorts, hit a bogart
[03:42.059] Yeah, got your whole squad yellin', "Oh, God"
[03:44.475] Here comes Barshall with no holds barred
[03:46.250] B!tch, I'm a hurricane, you're a blowhard
[03:48.377] Like your old broad, she full of semen (Sea men), like the coast guard
[03:51.308] And life's been pretty good to me so far (Yeah), for the most part
[03:54.258] Had a couple of run-ins with po-po, caught
[03:56.080] A couple axxault charges, got a few priors (Priers) like crowbars (Priors)
[03:59.216] Which is so odd 'cause I'm forty-eight now
[04:01.322] That 5-0's startin' to creep up on me like a patrol car (Woo)
[04:04.141] I'll be an old fart, but you don't want no part, so, b!tch, don't start (Don't start)
[04:07.081] Simmer down, compose yourself, Mozart
[04:09.106] I ain't went nowhere, call me coleslaw
[04:11.243] 'Cause I'm out for the cabbage and I'm so raw
[04:13.267] And if time is money, you have no clocks
[04:15.166] And any folk caught within close proximity's gettin' cold-cocked
[04:17.994] My enemies, I'm a chimney, give me the smoke, opps
[04:20.343] And R.I.P. to King Von, and it don't stop, and I know not
[04:24.119] What the f!ck you say? I told y'all, it ain't me, it's my alter ego's fault
[04:28.311] But if y'all wanna cancel me, no prob
[04:30.298] I'll tell you the same thing I told Paul (Woo)
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[04:31.995] [Chorus]
[04:32.108] I can't understand a word you say (I'm tone-deaf)
[04:35.945] I think this way I prefer to stay (I'm tone-deaf)
[04:39.867] I won't stop even when my hair turns grey (I'm tone-deaf)
[04:43.970] 'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me (I'm tone-deaf)