Love/Hate Letter To Alcohol
 作词 : Louis Bell/Robin Pecknold/Austin Post
 作曲 : Louis Bell/Robin Pecknold/Austin Post
 I woke up on the ground
 I guess I shoulda kept that shit to myself
 Turns out I'm pretty good at running my mouth
 But not good enough (Not good enough)
 You know when I go in, it's lights out
 I couldn't hear a thing 'cause the song was too loud
 Last night I had 32 teeth in my mouth
 Some went away
 Why'd you have to go and ****in' ruin my day?

 You're the reason why I got my ass kicked
 But you're the only way to drown my sadness
 This is my love-hate letter out to alcohol
 You're the reason why I got my ass kicked

 I was laid out flat like a centerfold
 Jakey and his partner drove me home
 Lookin' in the mirror, something's wrong
 Let me gеt my dentist on the phone
 Found my kеys and I went back out
 Someone asked me how it all went down
 But I remember like it's yesterday
 I took a shot, took a shot, took a shot, took another shot
 Fell right out my ****in' chair, swinging for his eye
 Then a big chrome ring flew in from the side
 I thought I died
 Why'd you have to go and ****in' ruin my night?

 You're the reason why I got my ass kicked
 But you're the only way to drown my sadness
 This is my love-hate letter out to alcohol
 You're the reason why I got my ass kicked