The Birthday Party
 作词 : George Daniel/Matthew Healy/Adam Hann/Ross MacDonald
 作曲 : George Daniel/Matthew Healy/Adam Hann/Ross MacDonald
Hello, there's a place I've been going
There's a place I've been going
Now we're clean it would seem
Let's go somewhere I'll be seen
As sad as it seems
I seen Greg and he was like
"Seen friends at the birthday party
They were kinda ****ed up before it even started
They were gonna go to the Pinegrove show
They didn't know about all the weird stuff
So they just left it" (So they just left it)
I was wasted (I was wasted)
And cold, minding my business
And I seen the girls and they were all like
"Do you wanna come and get ****ed up?"
Listen, I got myself a missus, says there can't be any kissing
"No, don't be a fridge, you better wise up, kid
It's all Adderall now, it doesn't make you wanna do it"
"This isn't going well", I thought I was stuck in Hell
In a boring conversation with a girl called Mel
'Bout her friend in Cincinnati called Matty as well
Pulled away when I went in for the kiss
No, it wasn't a diss
You put the tap on to cover up the sound of your piss
After four years, don't you think I'm over all this?
"That's rich from a man who can't shit in a hotel room
He's gotta share for a bit"
You make a little hobby out of going to the lobby
To get things that they don't have
Does it go through ya when I'm talking to ya?
You know that I could sue you if we're married
And you **** up again
Impress myself with stealth and bad health
And my wealth and regressive causes
Then drink your kombucha and buy a Ed Ruscha
Surely, it's a print 'cause I'm not made of it
Look, the ****ing state of it
I came pretty late to it
We can still be mates 'cause it's only a picture
All your friends in one place
Oh, we're seeing, whatever that means
I depend on my friends to stay clean
As sad as it seems
As sad as it seems
As sad as it seems