[00:15.444]Sitting here on Christmas Eve with a brandy in my hand
[00:21.692]Oh I've had a few too many and it's getting hard to stand
[00:28.692]I keep hearing noises from my fireplace
[00:35.447]I must be going crazy or the brandy's won the race
[00:42.195]And I keep hearing
[00:45.443]Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here
[00:48.938]Your fat and jolly friend draws near
[00:52.190]Ho! Ho! Ho! surprise, surprise
[00:55.440]The bearded weirdy's just arrived
[00:58.947]Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here
[01:02.186]Your fat and jolly friend draws near
[01:05.448]Ho! Ho! Ho! surprise surprise
[01:08.689]The bearded weirdy's just arrived
[01:14.690]On my roof there's snorting sounds, and bells inside my head
[01:21.600]My vision's blurred with colour, and all I see is red
[01:28.647]There's a pair of large sized wellies coming down my flue
[01:34.649]And the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room
[01:41.396]And I keep hearing
[01:45.000]Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here
[01:48.151]Your fat and jolly friend draws near
[01:51.403]Ho! Ho! Ho!  surprise, surprise
[01:54.653]The bearded weirdy's just arrived
[01:58.147]Ho! Ho! Ho!  Guess who's here
[02:01.400]Your fat and jolly friend draws near
[02:04.648]Ho! Ho! Ho!  surprise, surprise
[02:08.143]The bearded weirdy's just arrived
[02:40.651]I'm waking hearing
[02:44.146]Ho! Ho! Ho!  Guess who's here
[02:47.398]Your fat and jolly friend draws near
[02:50.647]Ho! Ho! Ho!  surprise, surprise
[02:53.900]The bearded weirdy's just arrived