Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who'd Be A Turkey At Christmas)
Sitting here on Christmas Eve with a brandy in my hand
Oh I've had a few too many and it's getting hard to stand
I keep hearing noises from my fireplace
I must be going crazy or the brandy's won the race
And I keep hearing
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho! surprise, surprise
The bearded weirdy's just arrived
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho! surprise surprise
The bearded weirdy's just arrived
On my roof there's snorting sounds, and bells inside my head
My vision's blurred with colour, and all I see is red
There's a pair of large sized wellies coming down my flue
And the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room
And I keep hearing
Ho! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho!  surprise, surprise
The bearded weirdy's just arrived
Ho! Ho! Ho!  Guess who's here
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho!  surprise, surprise
The bearded weirdy's just arrived
I'm waking hearing
Ho! Ho! Ho!  Guess who's here
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho! Ho! Ho!  surprise, surprise
The bearded weirdy's just arrived