[00:02.220]Sh-sh-sh, Shady! Aftermath! Haha!
[00:07.100]G-G-G-G, G-Unit! Haha!
[00:10.650]'Cause we came here to set this party off right
[00:14.150]Let's bounce tonight
[00:16.400]And if they don't let us in through the front
[00:19.330]We'll come through the side
[00:22.230]'Cause I don't ever wanna leave the game
[00:24.370]Without at least sayin' goodbye
[00:27.790]So all my people on the left, all my people on the right
[00:30.640]Swing one last time
[00:32.780]Get your ass up for the doctor, one more time
[00:35.520]Get your ass up for the doctor, come on now
[00:38.290]Here we go, cliff hanger, it's another club banger
[00:41.090]Got ya hangin' on the edge of your seat, get on down
[00:43.800]Time's up, game's over, you lose, I win
[00:46.600]'Bout to show these knuckleheads how to do this here
[00:49.240]Oh yeah, new year, next phase, begin
[00:52.060]Look who's got you goin' crazy again
[00:54.850]I'm a trend, I set one every time I'm in
[00:57.570]I go out, and just come back full circle again
[01:00.360]You a fad, that means you somethin' that we already had
[01:03.110]But once you're gone, you don't come back (Oh!)
[01:05.380]Too bad, you're off the map now, radar can't even find you
[01:08.930]We stay on the grind, you slip, we out-grind you
[01:11.600]You walk around mad, you let your anger blind you
[01:14.370]We walk around, just playin' the violin behind you
[01:17.190]Enough with all the pissin' and moanin', whinin' and b1tchin'
[01:19.830]Sit and observe, listen, you'll learn if you pay attention
[01:22.460]Why 10 multi-platinum albums later, three diamond
[01:25.180]Worldwide, we're on the charts with a bullet, and still climbin'
[01:27.950]'Cause we came here to set this party off right
[01:31.400]Let's bounce tonight
[01:33.700]And if they don't let us in through the front
[01:36.540]We'll come through the side
[01:39.420]'Cause I don't ever wanna leave the game
[01:41.660]Without at least sayin' goodbye
[01:44.960]So all my people on the left, all my people on the right
[01:47.910]Swing one last time
[01:49.940]When Dr. Dre says crunk, you will get it crunk
[01:52.820]Get it crunk! Crunk! Crunk! Crunk!
[01:55.170]And when 50 Cent says jump, you get on one foot, and jump
[01:59.040]Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!
[02:00.520]The buzz is tremendous, we drop you all to sense it
[02:03.400]I don't gotta promote it, for you to know that Doc is off the benches
[02:06.790]We keep the party rockin' off the hinges
[02:08.940]We ain't showin' off, we just goin' off popular consensus
[02:12.250]But critics say that Doc is soft, Doc is talk
[02:14.500]Doc is all washed up, knock it off, who the fvxk is Doc impressin'?
[02:17.920]Doc is this, Doc is that, you got the wrong impression
[02:20.480]You must be on the cock of Doc, 'cause Doc left you all guessin'
[02:23.280]So DJ take the needle and just drop it on the record (What?!)
[02:26.280]We gon' have this motherfvxker hoppin' in a second (Bump, bump!)
[02:29.100]That's why we always save the best cut last
[02:31.270]To make you scratch and itch for it like fresh cut grass
[02:34.010]'Cause we done swam with the sharks, wrestled with alligators
[02:37.120]Spoke to a generation of angry teenagers
[02:39.320]Whom if it wasn't for rap to bridge the gap may be raised to be racist
[02:42.660]Who may have never got to see our faces
[02:44.670]Graced the cover of Rolling Stone pages
[02:46.760]Broke down barriers of language and races
[02:49.270]Just call on the caped crusaders and leave it to me and Dre
[02:52.010]To pass the mic and we can play the
[02:53.680]Back and forth all day like the hot potato game
[02:55.700]That's why we came to…
[02:56.170]'Cause we came here to set this party off right
[02:59.610]Let's bounce tonight
[03:01.960]And if they don't let us in through the front
[03:04.810]We'll come through the side
[03:07.710]'Cause I don't ever wanna leave the game
[03:09.910]Without at least sayin' goodbye
[03:13.220]So all my people on the left, all my people on the right
[03:16.180]Swing one last time
[03:17.510]50 Cent, come on!
[03:18.600]Bounce now, hands up, you know how we do
[03:21.400]We make the club jump everywhere we go
[03:24.120]It's no secret, everybody know
[03:27.040]When Dre's involved, there's plenty of money involved
[03:29.260]And plenty honey's involved and sunny Sundays and palm trees
[03:32.400]Cali, every day is just another party
[03:34.850]From the valleys all the way to them 8 Mile alleys
[03:37.670]Let's rally, hands up for the grand finale
[03:40.310]Now raise up out your seat, Dre's about to speak
[03:43.320]Blaze a pound of weed, six days up out the week
[03:45.980]You can catch me in the studio, bangin' out the beats to
[03:48.880]Provide you with the heat that keep blazin' out your speakers
[03:51.540]So never say never 'cause Shady, Aftermath together
[03:54.160]Along with G-Unit Records presents the return of the
[03:57.060]The Doc and Shady, no one can do it better
[03:59.700]We tear the club up and leave without a shred of evidence that a…
[04:02.800]We came here to set this party off right
[04:05.890]Let's bounce tonight
[04:08.130]And if they don't let us in through the front
[04:11.030]We'll come through the side
[04:14.010]'Cause I don't ever wanna leave the game
[04:16.070]Without at least sayin' goodbye
[04:19.500]So all my people on the left, all my people on the right
[04:22.400]Swing one last time
[04:24.540]Yeah, haha! Still Aftermath, 2006!
[04:31.880]And don't worry about that Detox album, it's comin'…
[04:36.820]We gon' make Dre do it! Haha!
[04:39.710]50 Cent, G-Unit, Obie Trice, D-Twizzy, Stat Quo, Dr. Dre!
[04:45.850]We ain't leavin', let's go, haha!
[04:51.420]Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for comin' out! Peace!
[05:04.350]*People chantin' Eminem's name*
[05:07.770]*Eminem Leaves*
[05:12.970]*Slim Shady's footsteps*
[05:15.630]Oh, sh1t! I almost forgot…
[05:20.620]*Girl screams as Shady pulls out a gun*
[05:21.120]You're comin' with me!
[05:21.850]*Eminem cocks the gun and starts shootin' at the audience*
[05:23.030]*People start to scream terrified and run*
[05:24.020]*Gunshots and shoutin'*
[05:37.340]Hahaha, bye, bye!
[05:41.390]*Eminem shoots himself*
[05:44.290]See you in hell, fvxkers!