[00:03.04]Ooh, yep
[00:08.28]Hmm
[00:12.78]Stop tellin' me yes
[00:14.91]Stop tellin' me no
[00:17.14]Start takin' control
[00:19.23]I'm just doin' what you said, ooh
[00:25.69]I should stop tellin' you yes, if I ain't sure
[00:29.90]Lot of answers I don't have
[00:31.93]Every day is a new test
[00:34.14]I always try my best I swear the right boxes get checked
[00:37.88]But I still end up incorrect
[00:42.41]Baby I could use a tutor
[00:44.88]Relationship troubleshooter
[00:47.13]I wish I had found you sooner
[00:49.20]Cheerleader who loves the loser (oh, yeah)
[00:55.55]In real life not on computers
[00:57.77]I get up, get on my scooter
[00:59.73]Roll on down the hill to meet you
[01:02.10]Road for you prior to Uber
[01:05.68]Yeah yeah yeah, yeah (yeah)
[01:17.30]So someone in Southern Cali
[01:19.32]Lives a little lightskin, deep in the valley
[01:21.47]Nearby is this girl, she's a baddie
[01:23.54]Curly cutie equipped with the fattie
[01:25.66]And he likes her, but scared of her daddy
[01:27.83]Understandably, that *****'s big
[01:29.92]Waits 'til he dips, goes to her crib
[01:31.99]Looks over the fence, blows her a kiss
[01:34.09]She opens the door and he doesn't go in
[01:36.18]Seven days later she does it again
[01:38.34]This time they're not blowin' kisses they're kissin'
[01:40.52]Start in the bedroom and goes to the kitchen
[01:42.67]Different positions, switchin' and switchin'
[01:44.85]Windows is open, the neighbors can listen
[01:46.98]Breakin' foundation we shakin' the walls
[01:49.00]Finish the mission and get in them drawers
[01:51.23]His homies is clappin' he hears the applause
[01:53.33]You did it, you did it, lil ***** it's yours
[01:55.54]Haha, yo, wow, this is crazy
[02:00.54]Okay, I-I did not have a speech prepared tonight
[02:04.04]I did not plan on winning
[02:05.18]Uh, ****, I'ma just go from the heart, okay?
[02:07.76]Uh, first of all, I'd like to thank her dad
[02:11.05]For actually leaving the premises, and giving me this opportunity
[02:15.42]To score my first pair of buns
[02:17.21]So, thank you sir
[02:18.96]Uh, ****, um also
[02:20.91]Oh, I'd like to thank my friends
[02:22.61]My loyal ass friends for stickin' through this with me
[02:26.11]You know, I know I've been a virgin for a long time
[02:29.10]But now that I'm not,
[02:29.97]I have you guys to thank, so thank you guys
[02:33.26]Uh, ****, okay, uh where is Ginuwine at?
[02:38.10]Is he in here--yo, man
[02:41.03]You, bro, you
[02:43.59]My source of inspiration
[02:45.05]Without you, this **** would've not have happened
[02:47.75]So thank you, and thank you
[02:50.49]Ginuwine everybody, give it up for Ginuwine, come on
[02:53.06]Whoo! What are you doin' here?
[02:55.26]And uh, I just wanna say one last thing before I get out of here
[02:59.23]To everyone watching that's working the low paying job
[03:02.99]And that's under six feet tall
[03:04.43]You can do it too, okay?
[03:05.92]This **** is not just for professional athletes, alright
[03:08.68]It's about persistence
[03:10.10]If she doesn't text you back, text her again, **** it!
[03:13.33]If she doesn't give you the address, Google Map her house
[03:16.36]You got this man
[03:17.63]Alright thank you guys, thank y'all for so much, wow
[03:20.63]This is such an honor
[03:22.36](Oh this is great)