[00:00.000] 作曲 : Ed Robertson/Steven Page
[00:01.000] 手风琴 : Bob Wiseman
[00:02.000] 音频工程师 : Jean Diamont/Michael Phillip Wojewoda
[00:03.000] 低音吉他 : Jim Creeggan
[00:04.000] 鼓 : Tyler Stewart
[00:05.000] 吉他 : Ed Robertson
[00:06.000] 主人声 : Steven Page
[00:07.000] 母带工程师 : Greg Calbi
[00:08.000] 合唱团 : Andy Creeggan/Arlene Bishop/Blair Packham/Chris Brown/Dave Allen/Dave Clark/David Matheson/Earl Stokes/Ed Robertson/Erica Buss/Gene Hardy/Gregor Beresford/Janet Morassutti/Jason Mercer/Jason Plumb/Jean Ghomeshi/Jim Creeggan/Jo-Anne Page/Kate Fenner/Keith Nakonechny/Lewis Melville/Martin Tielli/Matthew DeMatteo/Matthew Page/Meryn Cadell/Mike Barber/Mike Ford/Murray Foster/Naida Creeggan/Natalie Harbert/Sally Lee/Shelley Hines/Steven Page/Steven Pitkin/Tannis Slimmon/Tim Vesely/Tyler Stewart/Veteran Warhorse/Wayne Stokes/Wilma Robertson
[00:09.000] 人声 : Barenaked Ladies/Jim Creeggan
[00:25.773]If I had a million dollars
[00:28.772](If I had a million dollars)
[00:31.936]Well, I’d buy you a house
[00:34.762](I would buy you a house)
[00:37.579]And if I had a million dollars
[00:40.694](If I had a million dollars)
[00:43.696]Buy you furniture for your house
[00:46.346](Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
[00:49.550]And if I had a million dollars
[00:52.603](If I had a million dollars)
[00:55.900]Well, I’d buy you a K-Car
[00:58.883](A nice reliant automobile)
[01:01.407]And if I had a million dollars
[01:04.898]I’d buy your love
[01:13.601]If I had a million dollars
[01:16.203](I’d build a tree-fort in our yard)
[01:19.575]If I had a million dollars
[01:22.604](You could help it wouldn’t be that hard)
[01:25.552]If I had a million dollars
[01:28.217](Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge
[01:30.138]In there somewhere)
[01:31.073]We could just go up there and hang out
[01:32.839](Like open the fridge and stuff
[01:34.034]And there’d all be foods laid out for us
[01:36.585]Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
[01:40.575]They have pre-wrapped sausages
[01:41.595]But they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon)
[01:43.935]Can you blame them?
[01:44.889](Oh, yeah!)
[01:46.550]If I had a million dollars
[01:49.455](If I had a million dollars)
[01:52.664]Well, I’d buy you a fur a coat
[01:55.047](But not a real fur coat, that’s cruel)
[01:58.279]And if I had a million dollars
[02:01.390](If I had a million dollars)
[02:04.654]Well, I’d buy you an exotic pet
[02:07.013](Yep, like a llama or an emu)
[02:10.217]And if I had a million dollars
[02:13.304](If I had a million dollars)
[02:16.560]Well, I’d buy you John Merrick’s remains
[02:18.829](Ooh all them crazy elephant bones)
[02:22.140]And if I had a million dollars
[02:25.561]I’d buy your love
[02:34.138]If I had a million dollars
[02:36.749](We wouldn’t have to walk to the store)
[02:40.093]If I had a million dollars
[02:42.567](We’d take a Limousine ’cause it costs more)
[02:46.037]If I had a million dollars
[02:48.532](We wouldn’t have to eat Kraft dinner)
[02:51.640]But we would eat Kraft dinner
[02:53.047](Of course we would, we’d just eat more)
[02:54.893]And buy really expensive ketchups with it
[02:58.065](That’s right, all the fanciest - Dijon ketchups)
[03:00.976][Verse 3]
[03:07.020]If I had a million dollars
[03:09.974](If I had a million dollars)
[03:13.224]Well, I’d buy you a green dress
[03:15.527](But not a real green dress, that’s cruel)
[03:18.897]And if I had a million dollars
[03:21.949](If I had a million dollars)
[03:25.178]Well, I’d buy you some art
[03:28.094](A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
[03:30.871]If I had a million dollars
[03:33.869](If I had a million dollars)
[03:37.139]Well, I’d buy you a monkey
[03:40.183](Haven’t you always wanted a monkey?)
[03:42.740]If I had a million dollars
[03:46.123]I’d buy your love
[03:54.688]If I had a million dollars
[03:57.637](If I had a million dollars)
[04:00.576]If I had a million dollars
[04:03.546](If I had a million dollars)
[04:06.531]If I had a million dollars
[04:13.924]I'd be rich