[00:00.000] 作词 : Page, Steven / Robertson, Ed
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Page, Steven / Robertson, Ed
[00:14.15]The credits roll, the camera pans
[00:17.57]And in the mist our hero stands
[00:21.13]He starts to speak, then folds his hands in prayer
[00:28.47]An awkward pause, then what's my line?
[00:32.04]There's nothing left to say this time
[00:35.65]And what would you say to a bad guy who's not there?
[00:43.04]In terms of Roman numerals
[00:44.69]He's IV league with Roman Polanski
[00:50.13]He'd win an Oscar every time if he was only given the chance
[00:57.52]
[00:57.77]He started on the Broadway stage
[01:01.12]A product of another age
[01:04.70]An offer and a pilot drew him west
[01:12.06]The series bombed, commercials came
[01:15.64]And though nobody knew his name
[01:19.23]They all recognized the potential he possessed
[01:26.55]Deodorants and dental floss
[01:28.46]And how much does that new car cost
[01:30.44]His acting was methodical in "You Don't Need A Medical"
[01:33.82]He's branded like a racing car
[01:35.65]He's like a movie star without movies
[01:41.13]The week of Independence Day
[01:44.69]The casting agent called to say
[01:48.16]Your smile could save our movie and the world
[01:55.55]
[01:55.80]Buy, buy, buy, buy
[01:59.39]Sell, sell, sell
[02:02.16]How well you learn
[02:05.79]To not discern
[02:09.61]Who's foe and who is friend
[02:14.85]We'll own them all in the end
[02:20.93]
[02:21.18]It goes like this, we have no choice, the minarets
[02:26.35]The wailing voice
[02:28.19]And vaguely Celtic music fills the air
[02:35.40]We choose a foreigner to hate
[02:39.09]The new Iraq gets more irate
[02:42.66]We really know nothing about them, and no one cares
[02:49.97]Aladdin and The Forty Thieves
[02:51.97]Enhanced by brand new special effects
[02:57.17]Saddam and his cow disease spiced up
[02:59.73]With some gratuitous sex
[03:04.62]A movie's made, a war is won
[03:08.18]A low-speed chase, a smoking gun
[03:11.75]Distracts us while the actor takes the stand
[03:19.00]
[03:19.25]Buy, buy, buy, buy
[03:22.92]Sell, sell, sell
[03:25.71]How well you learn
[03:29.27]To not discern
[03:32.97]Who's foe and who is friend
[03:38.28]We'll own them all in the end