Who's Gonna Pay the Check? You're drivin' around in the great big car And ev'rything's a-lookin' all right so far But you can't-a pay the bill with a big cigar Who's a-gonna pay the check? You dance all the night and have a good time You're tellin' ev'rybody you're a friend of mine And then you order in the fancy wine Who's a-gonna pay the check? That's all right, I'm a-like you fine I'm a-like you for a friend of mine But a-put your money on the line 'Cause-a who's a-gonna pay the check? Hey, what's-a-matter, you don't have any money, eh? The people come on over and they sit down You say to them, "Set 'em up another round" Well-a that's all right if you're gonna leave-a town But who's a-gonna pay the check? I take-a the bus and you take-a the cab When the bill she's a-come, well I'll see you grab But that's-a all right if you pay the tab But who's a-gonna pay the check? That's all right, I'm a-like you fine I'm a-like you for a friend of mine But a-put your money on the line 'Cause-a who's a-gonna pay the check? Hey, paisano, it's in your pocket, eh? You're always a-wearin' the fancy clothes You makin' a bet on the horse's nose Well, that's all right if the money she's-a goes But who's a-gonna pay the check? Now ev'rybody she's-a think you nice She's-a think-a we're makin' with the shoes and rice But when the time she's-a come, a-gonna say no dice 'Cause-a who's a-gonna pay the check? That's all right, I'm a-like you fine I'm a-like you for a friend of mine But a-put your money on the line 'Cause-a who's a-gonna pay the check? Eh? (Who's-a gonna pay the check?) Paisano (Who's-a gonna pay the check?) E's-a ditch (Who's-a gonna pay the check?)