[00:00.535]Rollin', rollin'... howdy, boys
[00:11.220]Okay, I want y'all to sit real comfy
[00:15.791]With your real comfy ten gallons on back of your head
[00:19.709]Just relax, okay (It's good to be here)
[00:23.340]Here we go, uh, boys, ah
[00:26.606]I'm a truckin' redneck and I just refuse to die (He won't die)
[00:33.162]I was built big and strong on the state's best apple pie
[00:40.006]I'm better than them limey pin-heads in Europe-y
[00:43.193]Twelve gauge in their back, hell, would stop their mopin'
[00:46.433]I'm a truckin' red stop and I just refuse to die
[00:52.336](Graham, you will never die)
[01:03.203](It's what they call chemistry)
[01:06.860]You're American, you're never gonna die
[01:09.864]You play billiards like that man
[01:11.797]You ain't never gonna die
[01:15.063]The good Lord above will take care of that
[01:19.608]I get free coffee fill-ups at my favourite Denny's place
[01:26.400]Find a couple of teabags and I kick them in the face
[01:33.035]Sure is damn good fun pinchin' that waitress's ass
[01:36.300]When I go on tour, gonna get me a pass
[01:39.487]Hell, don't want no ****in' limey gettin' on my goddamn case
[01:45.940](Woo!) That's in the east wood
[01:50.145]You gotta go to the wood and go east
[01:52.470]It's in the east wood (Go west, brother)
[01:58.740]We showed them injuns somethin'
[02:14.465]Any of my, uh, the boys here wanna say a few words
[02:17.992]To the audience at home
[02:19.873](Well, you know, you've grown up and I obviously haven't)
[02:45.420](Woo!) Hope you go on happy with your Miller's Coors Light
[02:50.331]I've got every Beatles record