[00:13.46]I read the news today oh boy
[00:18.01]
[00:19.65]About a lucky man who made the grade
[00:25.68]And though the news was rather sad
[00:32.05]Well I just had to laugh
[00:38.39]I saw the photograph
[00:42.55]
[00:44.54]He blew his mind out in a car
[00:50.74]He didn't notice that the lights had changed
[00:56.93]A crowd of people stood and stared
[01:03.19]They'd seen his face before
[01:05.73]Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
[01:12.33]I saw a film today oh boy
[01:18.67]The English Army had just won the war
[01:24.63]A crowd of people turned away
[01:30.76]But I just had to look
[01:34.21]Having read the book,
[01:39.36]I'd love to turn you on.
[01:46.06]
[02:21.85]Woke up, fell out of bed,
[02:24.38]Dragged a comb across my head
[02:29.00]Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
[02:31.83]And looking up I noticed I was late.
[02:35.62]
[02:36.03]Found my coat and grabbed my hat
[02:38.90]Made the bus in seconds flat
[02:42.48]
[02:43.26]Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
[02:46.46]and Somebody spoke and I went into a dream
[02:49.47]（Ah~~~~~)
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[03:19.06]I read the news today oh boy
[03:24.99]Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
[03:30.83]And though the holes were rather small
[03:34.88]
[03:36.64]They had to count them all
[03:39.61]Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
[03:44.91]I'd love to turn you on.
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