Tale As Old As Time (Be Our Guest, Gaston, Beauty and the Beast) And now we invite you to relax, pull up a chair As the dining room proudly presents... your dinner Be our guest Be our guest Put our service to the test Tie your napkin round your neck, chérie And we'll provide the rest Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres Why, we only live to serve Try the grey stuff, it's delicious Don't believe me? Ask the dishes! They can sing, they can dance, But of course, miss, this is France! And our service here is never second best (second best) Go on, unfold your menu Take a glance and then you'll Be our guest, oui our guest, be our guest (No one as slick as Gaston) (No one as quick as Gaston) No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck is incredibly thick as Gaston There is no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on (No one as slick as Gaston) (No one as quick as Gaston) No one's been like Gaston A king pin like Gaston No one's got a square cleft in his chin like Gaston As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! My what a guy, that Gaston! Gimme that "hurrah!" Gimme "hip-a-hip!" Gaston is the best And the rest is all drip! Tale as old as time True as it can be Barely even friends Then somebody bends unexpectedly Just a little change(just a little change) Small to say the least Both a little scared Neither one prepared Beauty and the Beast Ever just the same (ever just the same) Ever a surprise (ever ever ever ever) Ever as before And ever just as sure As the sun will rise Be our guest Be our guest Put our service to the test Tie your napkin round your neck, chérie And we'll provide the rest Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres Why, we only live to serve Try the grey stuff, it's delicious Don't believe me? Ask the dishes! (Word) Tonight you'll prop your feet up But for now, let's eat up Be our guest Be our guest Be our guest Please be our guest