[00:00.000] 作曲 : T.S. Eliot & Andrew Lloyd Webber
[00:00.660]Mr Mistoffelees -Andrew Lloyd Webber
[00:05.460]You ought to ask Mr Mistoffelees
[00:07.150]The original Conjuring Cat
[00:08.80]The greatest magicians have something to learn
[00:09.900]From Mr Mistoffelees's conjuring turn
[00:11.580]Presto
[00:12.150]And you'll all say:
[00:13.700]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[00:17.750]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[00:23.490]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[00:28.870]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[00:35.680]He is quiet and small
[00:36.610]He is black
[00:38.300]From the ears to the tip of his tail
[00:40.860]He can creep through the tiniest crack
[00:43.100]He can walk on the narrowest rail
[00:46.290]He can pick any card from a pack
[00:49.100]He is equally cunning with dice
[00:51.840]He is always decieving you into believing
[00:54.520]That he's only hunting for mice
[00:57.140]He can play any trick with a cork
[01:00.10]Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
[01:02.570]If you look for a knife or a fork
[01:05.250]And you think it was merely misplaced
[01:08.160]You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
[01:11.40]But you find it next week lying out on the lawn
[01:14.590]And we all say:
[01:16.520]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[01:20.710]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[01:27.830]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[01:31.630]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[01:38.550]His manner is vague and aloof
[01:41.110]You would think there was nobody shyer
[01:43.800]But his voice has been heard on the roof
[01:46.550]When he was curled up by the fire
[01:49.350]And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
[01:52.100]When he was about on the roof
[01:55.30]least we all heard that somebody purred）
[01:57.590]Which is uncontestable proof
[02:00.210]Of his singular magical powers
[02:02.640]And I've known the family to call
[02:05.440]Him in from the garden for hours
[02:08.380]When he was asleep in the hall
[02:11.190]And not long ago this phenomenal cat
[02:14.60]Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
[02:17.120]And we all say:
[02:19.490]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[02:23.570]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[02:30.920]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[02:34.870]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[02:40.180]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[02:45.740]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[02:52.720]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[02:56.600]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[03:03.710]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[03:07.330]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[03:14.670]Oh Well I never Was there ever
[03:18.160]A cat so clever as magical Mr Mistoffelees
[03:23.330]Ladies and gentlemen
[03:23.820]I give you the marvelous
[03:25.70]Magical Mr Mistoffelees
[03:28.510]Presto