[00:01.40]The Rum Tug Tugger -Andrew Lloyd Webber
[00:08.74]The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
[00:11.904]If you offer me pheasant I'd
[00:13.364]Rather have grouse
[00:15.634]If you put me in a house
[00:17.574]I would much prefer a flat
[00:19.324]If you put me in a flat then
[00:21.484]I'd rather have a house
[00:23.233]If you set me on a mouse
[00:25.63]Then I only want a rat
[00:27.123]If you set me on a rat then
[00:28.553]I'd rather chase a mouse
[00:31.13]The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
[00:34.803]And there isn't any call for me to shout it
[00:38.483]For he will do as he do do
[00:41.713]And there's no doing anything about it
[00:53.103]The Rum Tum Tugger is a
[00:55.103]Terrible bore
[00:56.893]When you let me in then
[00:58.23]I want to go out
[01:00.533]I'm always on the wrong side of every door
[01:04.203]And as soon as I'm at home
[01:05.893]Then I'd like to get about
[01:08.113]I like to lie in the bureau drawer
[01:11.733]But I make such a fuss if I can't get out
[01:15.703]The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
[01:19.373]And it isn't any use for you to doubt it
[01:23.143]For he will do as he do do
[01:26.283]And there's no doing anything about it
[01:39.472]The Rum Tum Tugger is a
[01:40.992]Curious beast
[01:43.82]My disobliging ways are a
[01:44.32]Matter of habit
[01:46.582]If you offer me fish then I
[01:48.642]Always want a feast
[01:50.662]When there isn't any fish
[01:52.382]Then I won't eat rabbit
[01:54.392]If you offer me cream then I sniff and sneer
[01:58.212]But I only like what I find for myself
[02:03.832]So you'll catch me in it right up to my ears
[02:06.112]If you put it away on the larder shelf
[02:09.482]The Rum Tum Tugger is artful and knowing
[02:13.172]The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle
[02:16.902]But I'll leap in your lap in the
[02:18.442]Middle of your sewing
[02:19.92]For there's nothing I enjoy like
[02:20.142]A horrible muddle
[02:21.832]The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
[02:24.482]The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't
[02:25.792]Care for a cuddle
[02:39.272]The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
[02:42.862]And there isn't any need for me to spout it
[02:46.512]For he will do as he do do
[02:50.32]And there's no doing anything about it