[00:00.000] 作词 : Alan Ayckbourn
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Andrew Lloyd Webber
[00:03.383]BERTIE：It is patently clear
[00:04.976]Any awkwardness here
[00:06.805]Can be cleared up in less than a trice
[00:10.122]Our identity switch
[00:11.925]Who is who, which is which
[00:13.753]We're in need of some solid advice
[00:17.437]There's a painfully simple solution
[00:20.859]It's as plain as the nose on your face
[00:25.038]BINGO：By gad!
[00:26.997]GUSSIE：By gosh!
[00:27.886]BINGO：By heck!
[00:28.643]GUSSIE：By gum!
[00:29.401]BINGO：By rabbit's foot!
[00:30.942]GUSSIE：By kingdom come!
[00:32.405]BERTIE：By all my sainted aunt believes!
[00:35.435]BINGO：By George!
[00:36.140]GUSSIE：By Jove!
[00:36.898]ALL：By Jeeves!
[00:38.439]When we're faced with the grind
[00:40.137]Of exerting the mind
[00:41.992]We are filled with a deep sense of dread
[00:45.153]BERTIE："How on earth," I hear cries
[00:46.929]"Does one give exercise
[00:48.888]To a thing that's in bed in your head?"
[00:52.415]BINGO：What we need is a free range consultant
[00:55.967]GUSSIE：Where on earth do you find one of those?
[01:00.199]BERTIE：By hook! By crook!
[01:02.811]BINGO：By way! By pass!
[01:04.405]GUSSIE：By sea! By air!
[01:05.868]BERTIE：By road!
[01:06.625]BINGO：By grass!
[01:07.409]GUSSIE：By seven dwarves!
[01:09.002]BERTIE：By forty thieves!
[01:10.465]ALL：By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
[01:13.313]BERTIE：By shuttlecock!
[01:14.775]GUSSIE：By croquet hoop!
[01:16.212]BINGO：By Panama!
[01:17.623]BERTIE：By Windsor soup!
[01:19.138]GUSSIE：By all those cards tucked up his sleeves!
[01:21.933]ALL：By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
[01:24.702]Our collective I.Q.
[01:26.531]Of around 42
[01:28.176]Cannot cope, to be perfectly frank
[01:31.285]All true leaders of men
[01:32.852]Delegate now and then
[01:34.498]Try to keep their minds totally blank
[01:37.789]To appreciate loftier matters
[01:41.107]BINGO：Things that mostly go over my head
[01:45.469]BERTIE：By derby day!
[01:48.134]GUSSIE：By nursery tea!
[01:49.649]BINGO：By moose!
[01:50.380]BERTIE：By spoons!
[01:51.086]GUSSIE：By half past three!
[01:52.601]BINGO：By every tender breast that heaves!
[01:55.605]ALL：By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
[01:58.452]BERTIE：By marmalade!
[01:59.915]GUSSIE：By bowler hat!
[02:01.326]BINGO：By toothpaste tube!
[02:02.736]BERTIE：By Burmese cat!
[02:04.121]GUSSIE：By baby newts!
[02:05.636]BINGO：By autumn leaves!
[02:07.073]ALL：By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
[02:09.815]Behold how Jeeves with sleight of hand
[02:12.715]Conceives a scheme so carefully planned
[02:15.954]Even we can understand
[02:18.462]If he takes it terribly slow - ly
[02:23.660]BERTIE：By Basingstoke!
[02:27.135]BINGO：By cardboard box!
[02:28.597]GUSSIE：By Budge's knees!
[02:30.060]BERTIE：By Bassett's socks!
[02:31.497]BINGO：By each that conjuror deceives!
[02:34.423]ALL：By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
[02:37.270]BERTIE：By jumping jack!
[02:38.576]GUSSIE：By easy chair!
[02:39.987]BINGO：By Bain Marie!
[02:41.397]BERTIE：By Camembert!
[02:42.834]GUSSIE：By every fruit bat in the eaves!
[02:45.551]ALL：By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
[02:48.555]BINGO：By walking boot!
[02:51.324]GUSSIE：By thermal drawers!
[02:53.153]BERTIE：By canapes!
[02:54.981]BINGO：By Santa Claus!
[02:56.731]GUSSIE：By all his mighty brain achieves!
[03:00.388]BERTIE：By every spell the master weaves!
[03:05.770]ALL：By heck! By George! By Jove! By Jeeves!
[03:09.061]By Jeeves! By Jeeves! By Jeeves!
[03:14.677]By Jeeves!