[00:00.000] 作词 : Alan Ayckbourn
[00:00.516] 作曲 : Andrew Lloyd Webber
[00:01.032]BERTIE：It's an English tradition
[00:04.506]We like to say hallo
[00:07.745]We hope by shaking hands that we'll recall your name
[00:11.063]We work on that basis, remembering faces
[00:12.944]But that's about all
[00:15.112]I know you're somebody something
[00:18.664]It's on the tip of my tongue
[00:21.904]You're either Edith Sitwell or the Bow Street Beak
[00:25.508]I'll know who you are, the moment you speak ...
[00:29.035]But meanwhile, just put in right there
[00:34.051]How do you do?
[00:35.775]BUDGE：How do you do?
[00:37.551]GUSSIE：How do you do?
[00:39.771]BERTIE：Hallo again...
[00:41.077]BUDGE：How goes it all?
[00:42.331]GUSSIE：Good day to you
[00:43.664]BERTIE：You keeping fit?
[00:44.917]BUDGE：So great to meet you
[00:46.929]GUSSIE：It's been an age
[00:48.392]BERTIE：A tiny world
[00:50.011]BUDGE/GUSSIE/BERTIE/BUDGE：How do you -
[00:51.892]ALL：How do you do?
[00:53.721]BUDGE：How's life with you?
[00:55.105]GUSSIE：Good evening all
[00:56.307]BERTIE：You're looking well
[00:57.535]BUDGE：Well, hi there, stranger
[00:58.945]GUSSIE：Surprise, surprise
[01:00.539]BERTIE：What could be nicer, meeting like this?
[01:04.614]I confess I've forgotten
[01:08.062]Who on earth you can be
[01:11.406]It could be you're Nijinsky or the man next door-
[01:15.298]BUDGE/GUSSIE/BERTIE/BUDGE：How do you -
[01:16.944]ALL：How do you do?
[01:18.981]GUSSIE：You're either Pablo Picasso
[01:22.508]BUDGE：Or maybe Harpo Marx
[01:25.851]BERTIE：You might be Sarah Bernhardt - no, you're Wittgenstein
[01:29.535]GUSSIE：Whoever I am though, the pleasure's all mine
[01:32.826]BUDGE：Let's take it and shake it right there
[01:38.024]BERTIE：Well, fancy this
[01:39.670]GUSSIE：It's surely not?
[01:41.394]BUDGE：I can't believe
[01:43.745]BERTIE：Good Lord alive!
[01:45.104]GUSSIE：How long's it been?
[01:46.410]BUDGE：You've hardly changed
[01:47.742]BERTIE：You've lost some weight
[01:49.362]GUSSIE：I can't believe it!
[01:51.112]BUDGE：It's been a while
[01:52.522]BERTIE：You're just the same
[01:54.194]BUDGE/GUSSIE/BERTIE/BUDGE：How do you -
[01:56.075]ALL：How do you do?
[01:57.851]GUSSIE：What brings you here?
[01:59.027]BERTIE：How's life back home?
[02:00.490]BUDGE：How's business been?
[02:01.744]GUSSIE：And how's your father?
[02:03.076]BERTIE：My sainted aunt!
[02:04.800]What could be better, meeting like this?
[02:08.771]Though I haven't an inkling
[02:12.297]Not a clue who you are
[02:15.432]You could be Amy Johnson
[02:17.130]BUDGE：No, I'm Al Capone. How do you -
[02:19.507]GUSSIE/BERTIE/BUDGE：How do you -
[02:20.917]ALL：How do you do?
[02:23.086]BUDGE：Aren't you Marlene Dietrich?
[02:26.769]GUSSIE：I think I'm Bernard Shaw
[02:29.904]BERTIE：It really doesn't matter who on earth you are
[02:33.482]The truth of it all is our friendship's been far
[02:36.904]Too long now to bother with names
[02:42.207]It's just another episode
[02:45.943]In the Wooster moral code
[02:49.522]Let's extend the hand of greeting
[02:54.511]ALL：Hallo there, whoever you are
[03:01.329]How do you do ——