[00:17.973]He was Playing pool and drinking beer
[00:20.439]Nothin more'n the occasional tear
[00:22.370]But this man's life goes on and he gets greased all over from time to time
[00:26.970]At the strip joint, where we met
[00:29.312]He said 'Hi, my name is Ted
[00:31.620]See that one over there that ball of thunder
[00:34.645]Every time she goes Vavoom,
[00:38.252]I wiggle in my chair
[00:42.627]Can I buy you a beer?
[00:49.507]What a guy
[00:53.826]'I've had a few myself' he said  “
[00:56.314]'But I never quit when I'm ahead  “
[00:58.560]Too many rules and regulations
[01:00.851]Stupid laws designed by fools behind closed doors
[01:05.130]And another thing I won't discuss is religion
[01:09.489]It always causes a fight
[01:11.231]Vavoom  Vavoom
[01:14.259]There she goes again there She Goes Again
[01:17.990]'How does she do that' said Ted  “
[02:32.453]And he told me of those unjustices (that)
[02:34.727]He had suffered in his life
[02:36.872]His wife and kids and boss and dogs and neighbours raising cain and causing strife
[02:43.648]They were forever whining
[02:46.095]Bleating howling yapping screeching moaning crying
[02:50.201]Vavoom  Vavoom
[02:53.141]He fed them well
[02:56.927]He keep them warm
[03:08.334]Thing about Ted he didn't really care
[03:10.370]Nothing much got in his hair
[03:12.574]And the beauty of it was that he was right
[03:16.850]He was big as a truck and fast as a door
[03:18.908](what's that?)
[03:19.982]he was always right
[03:21.416]The banjo player took a hike
[03:23.513]What's that song I used to like
[03:25.809]Vavoom  Vavoom
[03:28.690]He was big as a truck
[03:32.267]He was Fast as a door - Ted
[03:38.967]What a guy
[03:44.044]Ted the man our Ted
[03:46.109]Ted the man our Ted
[03:48.200]Ted the man our Ted