[00:03.789] Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride
[00:07.343] And greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
[00:11.215] And now we invite you to relax
[00:13.910] Let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents
[00:19.023] Your dinner!
[00:21.853] Be our guest!
[00:25.441] Be our guest!
[00:26.493] Put our service to the test
[00:28.909] Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
[00:31.464] And we provide the rest
[00:33.579] Soup du jour
[00:34.716] Hot hors d'oeuvres
[00:35.976] Why, we only live to serve
[00:38.116] Try the grey stuff
[00:39.277] It's delicious!
[00:40.413] Don't believe me? Ask the dishes
[00:42.704] They can sing
[00:43.928] They can dance
[00:45.094] After all, Miss, this is France
[00:47.165] And a dinner here is never second best
[00:51.458] Go on, unfold your menu
[00:53.832] Take a glance and then you'll
[00:56.156] Be our guest
[00:57.363] Oui, our guest
[00:58.418] Be our guest
[01:00.638] Beef ragout
[01:01.689] Cheese souffle
[01:02.772] Pie and pudding en flambe
[01:04.881] We'll prepare and serve with flair
[01:07.126] A culinary cabaret!
[01:09.216] You're alone
[01:10.332] And you're scared
[01:11.382] But the banquet's all prepared
[01:13.468] No one's gloomy or complaining
[01:15.743] While the flatware's entertaining
[01:17.829] We tell jokes
[01:18.900] I do tricks
[01:19.946] With my fellow candlesticks
[01:22.008] And it's all in perfect taste that you can bet
[01:26.016] Come on and lift your glass
[01:28.325] You've won your own free pass
[01:30.513] To be our guest
[01:31.722] If you're stressed
[01:32.712] It's fine dining we suggest!
[01:34.910] Be our guest!
[01:36.015] Be our guest!
[01:37.068] Be our guest!
[01:40.933] Life is so unnerving
[01:43.239] For a servant who's not serving
[01:45.815] He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
[01:50.287] Ah, those good old days when we were useful
[01:55.416] Suddenly those good old days are gone.
[02:00.059] Ten years we've been rusting
[02:02.085] Needing so much more than dusting
[02:04.796] Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills
[02:10.098] Most days we just lay around the castle
[02:14.757] Flabby, fat and lazy
[02:16.478] You walked in and oops-a-daisy!
[02:18.289] It's a guest!
[02:19.235] It's a guest!
[02:20.190] Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed!
[02:22.094] Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
[02:23.779] I've had the napkins freshly pressed
[02:25.940] With dessert, she'll want tea
[02:27.860] And my dear that's fine with me
[02:29.815] While the cups do their soft-shoein'
[02:31.780] I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing
[02:33.635] I'll get warm
[02:34.606] Piping hot
[02:35.598] Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot?
[02:37.493] Clean it up! We want the company impressed
[02:41.128] We've got a lot to do!
[02:42.945] Is it one lump or two?
[02:44.934] For you, our guest!
[02:46.173] She's our guest!
[02:47.184] She's our guest!
[02:48.138] She's our guest!
[02:49.134] Be our guest
[02:50.075] Be our guest
[02:51.075] Our command is your request
[02:52.874] It's ten years since we've had anybody here
[02:55.598] And we're obsessed!
[02:56.670] With your meal
[02:57.662] With your ease
[02:58.590] Yes, indeed, we aim to please
[03:00.479] While the candlelight's still glowing
[03:03.662] Let us help you
[03:05.127] We'll keep going...
[03:08.658] Course by course
[03:12.472] One by one
[03:14.532] Till you shout, Enough! I'm done!
[03:17.259] Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
[03:20.968] Tonight you'll prop your feet up
[03:23.075] But for now, let's eat up
[03:24.904] Be our guest!
[03:26.763] Be our guest!
[03:28.520] Be our guest!
[03:30.432] Please, be our guest!