[00:09.897]Let me tell a story about a boy named Brian
[00:12.726]This is not a fairy tale no
[00:14.021]That's not what I'm implying
[00:15.100]This is really not the type rhyme writing about flexing
[00:17.800]Got some b****es on the phone
[00:19.021]But I'm really not replying type s**t
[00:20.950]With the clique
[00:21.800]And we going out to get ourselves a drink
[00:23.600]Took the fast lane, Mike made the pedal f**king sink
[00:26.020]Bumpin' Lil Wayne, feeling like we ain't got time to think
[00:28.560]Cigarettes, feeling like we be the kings
[00:31.000]Got to the party about 11:28  11:28
[00:33.120]Went up to the bartender asking for some Bombay
[00:35.990]No mixer, straight up so you know I'm getting wasted
[00:38.780]Then I realized I ain't even bring my paper
[00:41.229]Mike nowhere to be seen, losing like I'm Charlie Sheen  Mike
[00:43.831]Looking left and right, panicking
[00:45.022]Cause now my glass is clean
[00:46.377]Talking to the bartender, “Sorry sir, I'm just a teen”
[00:49.136]That's when I finally met the girl of my f**king dreams
[00:51.516]Ain't no game that I play when it comes to
[00:54.002]Getting that kitty out the cage for my night, go
[00:56.699]Drive to the store just to buy a ******* mattress
[00:59.431]If that can mean she gonna end up on my nitrous
[01:01.891]Back to the story now I'm talking to this girl
[01:04.200]I’ma call her Tracy and she looking like dessert
[01:06.912]She noticing that I'm stressing and she asked me what for
[01:09.650]Then I told her everything and she gave me three fours
[01:11.890]She said where you wanna go
[01:13.121]And I told her I don't know
[01:14.490]”Do you got a girlfriend”
[01:16.200]That don't really matter though
[01:17.150]I'm like “oh sh**t” thinking about
[01:18.960]Where this is gonna go
[01:19.990]So I proceed, man's never did this sh***t before
[01:23.980]Back to her place now, tryna get my thing up
[01:25.124]2AM, whiskeyd**k, 80% discount
[01:28.879]So I had to go down, cruising down to poon town
[01:30.489]Making sure I put the b**ch’s frown on upside-down
[01:32.980]Getting pretty wet, sweat running down her neck
[01:35.530]And the kitty so cute, I wanna keep it as a pet
[01:37.600]She so clean man that p***y smell like honeydew zest
[01:40.143]Finally getting hard so you know
[01:41.800]What's finna happen next
[01:43.174]Ain't no game that I play when it comes to
[01:45.870]Getting that kitty out the cage for my night
[01:48.460]Drive to the store just to buy a f****king mattress
[01:50.912]If that can mean she gonna end up on my nitrous
[01:54.000]Struggling to put the jimmy on, turning red
[01:56.460]I feel like a chameleon
[01:57.820]Then she getting on top
[01:59.020]And your boy started feeling hysteria
[02:01.000]”Bump & Grind” playing in the stereo
[02:02.910]When I told her it was my first time
[02:04.872]And she told me baby it's fine I don't mind
[02:06.900]Then she held my hand and it was intertwined
[02:08.641]My god, it was nothing like what I had in my mind
[02:11.000]Now it's time to put it in, baby, now it's prime time
[02:13.890]This is where the fun begun
[02:14.970]Heard her moan and I feeling like
[02:16.760]I'm about to f***king cum
[02:17.700]Heard a knock
[02:18.560]Now your boy has got to go and f**king run
[02:20.312]Then I made a jump, heard the loudest scream ever
[02:23.020]It was from her f***king mom
[02:24.460]Called Mike on the team, said I need to leave the scene
[02:27.000]He done picked me up
[02:27.890]Told him about the girl that did the deed
[02:29.780]Even said her name then he asked if he could take a peek
[02:32.000]Jumped out his f***king seat turns out I f***ed his sis