A Fine Romance
 作词 : Dorothy Fields/Jerome Kern
 作曲 : 老菊/Dorothy Fields/Jerome Kern
A fine romance, with no kisses.
A fine romance, my friend this is.
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes.
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes.
A fine romance, you won't nestle.
A fine romance, you won't wrestle.
I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunt.
I haven't got a chance.
This is a fine romance.
A fine romance,my good fellow.
A fine romance,I'll take jello.
You're calmer than the seals In the Arctic Ocean.
At least they flap their fins to express emotion.
A fine romance,with no quarrels.
With no insults and all morals.
I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants.
I never get the chance.
This is a fine romance.
A fine romance, with no kisses.
A fine romance, my friend this is.
We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder.
But we just fizz like parts of Seidlitz powder.
A fine romance, with no glitches.
A fine romance, with no glitches.
You are just as hard to land as the "Isle de France".
I haven't got a chance.
This is a fine romance.