[00:00.00][Man:]
[00:00.10]You are woman, I am man,
[00:07.94]You are smaller, so I can be taller than,
[00:15.00]You are softer to the touch,
[00:21.74]It's a feeling I like feeling very much.
[00:31.92]You are someone I've admired,
[00:38.80]Still, our friendship
[00:42.66]Leaves something to be desired.
[00:47.28]Does it take more explanation than this?
[00:54.00]You are woman, I am man--
[00:58.22]Let's kiss.
[01:11.27][Woman:]
[01:11.37]Isn't this the height of nonchalance,
[01:15.45]Furnishing a bed in restaurants?
[01:19.16]Well, a bit of dinner never hurt,
[01:22.47]But guess who is gonna be dessert?
[01:26.41]Do good girls do just what mama says,
[01:30.00]When mama's not around?
[01:32.16]It's a feeling,
[01:33.97]Oy vey, what a feeling.
[01:37.36][Man:]
[01:37.46]A bit of pate?
[01:39.00][Woman:]
[01:39.10]I drink it all day.
[01:40.65]Should I do the things he'll tell me to?
[01:44.66]In this pickle what would Sadie do?
[01:48.36]In my soul I feel an inner lack,
[01:52.05]Just suppose he wants his dinner back?
[02:02.45]Just some dried-out toast in a sliver,
[02:06.71]On the top a little chopped liver.
[02:24.13]How many girls become a sinner
[02:28.11]While waiting for a roast beef dinner?
[02:31.61]Though most girls slip in ordinary ways
[02:35.71]I got style--I do it bordelaise.
[02:39.55]Well, at least you thinks I'm special--
[02:43.14]You ordered a la carte.
[02:45.65]It's a feeling I like feeling very...
[02:50.81]I feel the feeling down to my toes.
[02:54.26]Now I feel that there's a fire here,
[02:58.75]Try that once a little higher, dear,
[03:01.93]What a beast to ruin such a pearl,
[03:05.49]Would a convent take a Jewish girl?
[03:32.63][Man:]
[03:32.73]Does it take more explanation than this?
[03:44.54][Woman:]
[03:44.64]Ooo, the thrills and chills goin' through me,
[03:51.65]If I stop him now,
[03:54.53]Can he sue me?
[03:57.31][Man:]
[03:57.41]You are woman.
[04:00.44][Woman:]
[04:00.54]You are man.
[04:04.36][Man:]
[04:04.46]Let's--