One Way Ticket
The Darkness -- One way ticket

It was a dusty old night
And I'm the first to admit it
I'm sure I upset someone
But my memory has chosen to omit it
A tiny voice telling me
I really should cool it
Chewing my face off
Talking absolute rubbish
The first line hit me like a kick in the face
But I better have another one just in case
Next thing I knew my heart was under attack
I'm on a one way ticket to hell... and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell…
I've always tried to keep my vices under wraps
But a coach load of mutes would have been talkative cha... haps
If they'd seen fit to join me for a couple of hits
But now my septum's in tatters and I've still got the runs
It burned for a moment then it kicked like a mule
The strangers I’d recruited thought it was rocket fuel
Several massive choking lines of glorious gak
Bought a one way ticket to hell... and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell

Stick it up your ******* nose (Woo hooo)
Holding court, repeating myself except we're getting slightly louder
Pausing just long enough to snort the white powder
Wheels came off but I'm still on track
Bought a one way ticket to hell... and back!
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell