[00:00.000] 作词 : Brooker, Reid
[00:09.926]While standing at the junction on 42nd street
[00:18.167]I idly kick a pebble lying near my feet
[00:27.420]I hear a weird noise
[00:32.175]Take a look up and down
[00:36.414]The cause of the commotion is right there on the ground
[00:45.183]Imagine my surprise
[00:49.196]Thought i'd left it at home
[00:56.880]But there's no doubt about it
[00:57.142]It's my own tombstone
[01:05.655]I went into a shop and bought a loaf of bread
[01:14.130]I sank my teeth into it
[01:18.877]Thought i'd bust my head
[01:24.149]I dashed to the dentist
[01:28.119]Said, 'i've got an awful pain!'
[01:33.122]The man looks in my mouth and screams, 'this boy is insane!'
[01:42.275]Imagine my surprise
[01:46.032]Thought i'd left it at home
[01:50.799]But there's a lump in my mouth of my own tombstone
[02:41.814]I went to see a movie
[02:47.576]Got the only empty seat
[02:51.069]I tried to stretch out in it
[02:56.572]Something blocking my feet
[03:00.824]Finally the lights came up
[03:05.075]And i could clearly see
[03:09.327]A slab of engraved marble
[03:13.849]Just staring up at me
[03:18.352]Imagine my surprise
[03:22.601]Thought i'd left it at home
[03:26.850]But there's no doubt i'm sitting on my own tombstone