He always knows the proper thing to say He makes your blue night seem a holiday He lies in such a fascinating way That's why a woman loves a heel You know that he's a phony more or less But when he meets a lady in distress He handles everything with such finesse That's why a woman loves a heel You'll meet a fellow who is on the square with you And you ignore him, have no time for him Or he will say, ?Let's go? and