[00:00.000] 作词 : 芝加哥 [00:01.000] 作曲 : 芝加哥 [00:13.36]For her first number, Miss Roxie Hart would like to sing a song [00:16.85]of love and devotion dedicated to her dear husband Amos. [00:23.80]Sometime's I'm right [00:26.38]Sometime's I'm wrong [00:28.68]But he doesn't care [00:31.47]He'll string along [00:35.35]He loves me so [00:38.59]That funny honey of mine [00:46.56]Sometime's I'm down [00:49.16]Sometime's I'm up [00:51.49]But he follows 'round [00:54.15]Like some droopy-eyed pup [00:57.98]He love me so [01:01.31]That sunny honey of mine [01:09.53]He ain't no sheik [01:11.94]That's no great physique [01:14.75]Lord knows, he ain't got the smarts [01:20.00]Oh, but look at that soul [01:22.87]I tell you, the whole [01:25.54]Is a whole lot greater than [01:28.58]The sum of his parts [01:34.46]And if you knew him like me [01:39.82]I know you'd agree [01:45.40]What if the world [01:47.50]Slandered my name? [01:50.20]Why, he'd be right there [01:52.91]Taking the blame [01:57.09]He loves me so [02:00.43]And it all suits me fine [02:07.18]That sunny, funny, honey [02:12.09]Hubby of mine [02:15.23]I mean supposin', just supposin' [02:17.07]he had violatedher or somethin'... [02:19.01]you know what I mean...viloated? [02:20.95]I know what you mean... [02:21.87]...or somethin'. Think how terrible that would have been. [02:24.19]It's a good thing I came home from work on time [02:26.41]He loves me so.I'm tellin' ya that! I say I'm tellin' ya that! [02:29.46]That funny honey of mine [02:32.14]Name of deceased... Fred Casely. [02:34.77]Fred Casely. How could he be a burglar? [02:37.11]My wife knows him! He sold us our furniture! [02:40.32]He gave us ten percent off... [02:43.10]Lord knows he ain't got the smarts [02:46.80]You told me he was a burglar! [02:48.09]You mean he was dead when you got home? [02:50.15]She had him covered with a sheet [02:51.36]and she's tellin'me that cock and bull story abou this burglar, and [02:54.32]I ought to say that I did it 'cause I was sure to get off. [02:57.41]"Help me, Amos"she says it's my god damn hour of needs [02:59.89]Now, he shot off his trap [03:02.45]I can't stand that sap [03:05.96]Look at him go [03:08.43]Rattin' on me [03:10.53]With just one more brain [03:12.74]What a half-wit he'd be [03:16.34]If they string me up [03:18.75]I'll know who Brought the twine [03:21.56]And I believed her! [03:25.65]That scummy, crummy [03:28.70]Dummy hubby of mine!