Classical Teacher (Explicit Version)
J:] Hey Kage
K:] Jables
J:] How goes it man?
K:] S''good… s''good
J:] Y''know I been thinking a lot about it, and um,
I just want us to be the best f*cking band in the world.
K:] Well yeah me too!
J:] There''s no point in doing it if we''re not the best.
K:] Well s''true. I agree with that.
J:] I mean what, yeah we''re gonna be,
yeah we''re really good. We''re like
almost as good as Arcade Fire, f*ck that.
K:] Yeah
J:] We gotta leave those f*ckers in the dust!
K:] What, what do you...

K:] Yeah! Yeah, well what, how do we do that though?
J:] sigh] Dude you need to f*cking have some lessons.
K:] What!
J:] I know, you''re really good but you gotta expand your game.
K:] Lessons!
J:] Y''know how Koby in the off season would go and like, learn a f*cking,
Y''know a Texas Two-Step or something, to add to his arsenal?
K:] Man, yeah, that''s true. That''s true.
J:] Well I''ve just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy.
K:] Really?
J:] And I, I hope you''re not pissed off at me but I went ahead and hired a dude.
K:] Yeah? Oh no, what!
J:] Dude, just give it a chance will you? If you don''t like- ah hey! I
swear, if you don''t like it we''ll f*cking fire his ass. He''s out.
K:] Who is this guy? I never…
J:] His name is Felix Char
K:] Urgh, what.
J:] He''s from Spain and he is the best.
K:] Oh god…
J:] I got him from the f*cking London Phildsarmonic.
K:] Urgh, I just, I don''t know him, it seems weird!
J:] Will you just, will you just spend a minute with him?
K:] OK. Alright. I''ll spend a minute with him.
J:] OK bro, he''s right outside I''m sending him in.
K:] Oh god, OK. Why? Lessons, so stupid.
F:] Hello?
K:] Uh, hi!
F:] Hello, I am Felix Char.
K:] Hi, uh. Felix? Yeah, um.
F:] Ah, as, Jack has asked me to spend some time with you. Uh.
K:] OK, hm.
F:] One on one. So, while Jack is outside, ah we will work on your technique.
K:] OK.
F:] Can I see you pick up, is this your guitar here?
K:] Yup. Yeah, I gotta it, I gotta it right over here.
F:] Ah, it is a Fender ay? Is this a Fender?
K:] Ah well it''s a Gibson.

uh, manufacturer. Pick it up please, can you pick it up?
K:] OK. Yeah.
F:] No, no, no, d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap!
K:] What? What''d I do? What''d I do?
F:] You pick it up from the neck! This is not the way you pick up a guitar!
K:] I just picked it up, I just-
F:] No, no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cállate tu boca, pick it up from the body.
K:] The what!
F:] The body.
K:] Oh the body! Body, OK.
F:] I''m sorry about my accent.
K:] I didn''t know, I didn''t know.
F:] Now listen to me. I want you to play, like it is a woman.
You go and play the guitar now. Play.
K:] Uh, OK? Uh.
F:] No, no, no, no, no. You, your fingers. Your fingers are too tight.
K:] They''re too tight?
F:] Yes, let me get behind you. Like this, you see?
K:] Oh! Hm.
F:] If I put my finger, on your finger.
K:] Hey!
F:] Then you can feel…
K:] I can! Wait!
F:] Sh, sh, sh, sh, shu! Finger to your mouth. I put my finger on your mouth, on your lips.
K:] Mhmhm!
F:] Yes that''s good.
K:] Hey man!
F:] Now listen hey, you want to play like an orgasm.
K:] I''m just try- what!?
F:] Feel this. Do you feel that?
K:] Oh God! This is really weird man!
F:] That''s my cock.
K:] What!
F:] That''s my cock in your butt cheeks.
K:] Oh God! Hey!
F:] Do you feel it?