[00:00.100]The Gutterati? - The Fratellis [00:04.100]Written by:John Lawler/Gordon McRory/Barry Wallace [00:08.243]Well I was chasing down flies and shooting up women [00:10.295]Trying to get the whole thing straight in my head [00:12.383]Lookin for a girl who'd come with me swimming [00:14.152]And come and play tunes at the end of my bed [00:23.874]And all the hardmen were drinkin down petrol [00:25.631]Bamming up the girls when in came the law [00:27.855]Heading for the door and getting tongue tied [00:29.663]When they asked me what exactly I saw [00:31.739]So I'll get some Monte Christo's [00:33.346]And we can all go see the band [00:35.267]Well I may not be a looker yeah [00:37.234]But I'll help you any way I can [00:46.822]Back at my room I was making me nervous [00:48.889]Watching TV and picking my feet [00:50.689]Wishing I was pretty and burning my shoes [00:52.602]And wishing for once I'd kept the receipt [00:54.497]I called myself and wondered out loud [00:56.241]Tried to get the whole thing straight in my head [00:58.394]I left the tape running and played it back [01:00.320]Twice but I couldn't make sense of what I had said [01:02.505]So I'll get some Monte Christo's [01:03.801]And we can all go see the band [01:05.769]Well I may not be a looker yeah [01:07.803]But I'll help you any way I can [01:17.189]Well it may not make you handsome [01:18.989]And it may not even make you feel aliiiiiiive [01:25.299]You may not have the ransom [01:26.668]But you can always count on this [01:28.873]It's him and them and she and me [01:30.538]And sick and muddy everybody [01:40.242]So I'll get some Monte Christo's [01:42.65]And we can all go see the band [01:43.977]Well I may not be a looker yeah [01:45.865]But I'll help you any way I can [01:47.600]So you can bring your wasters banjo [01:49.488]Bring yer sister and her friend Diane [01:51.409]Well I may not have a big boys pistol [01:53.408]But I'll help them any way I can [01:55.161]And you can call me Cinderella [01:56.979]You can make me your best man [01:58.875]Well you may be a right old queen [02:00.803]But I'll help you any way I can