[00:00.000] 作词 : Michael Woods/Akiva Schaffer/Jorma Taccone/Andrew Samberg
[00:00.004] 作曲 : Michael Woods/Akiva Schaffer/Jorma Taccone/Andrew Samberg
[00:00.09]Secretary: Guys, Michael Bolton is here
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[00:01.71]Oh Great, send him in.
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[00:02.97]Michael Bolton: Hey guys.
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[00:04.21]Hey, hi, thanks for coming
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[00:05.39]Michael Bolton: Sorry I'm late, I got caught up watching that Pirates of the Carribean marathon. Have you
[00:09.64]seen those things?
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[00:10.20]Oh yeah, yeah, those are, those are great.
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[00:12.26]Michael Bolton: Well, I checked out the track and I loved it. And I wrote you this big sexy hook I think
[00:17.31]you're really gonna dig.
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[00:18.31]Oh wow that's great, awesome. Should we just lay it down?
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[00:19.68]Michael Bolton: Boys, lets get to it.
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[00:25.31]Whisper: Here we go.
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[00:27.73]Ungh, Lonely Island, Michael Bolton
[00:29.23]YEAAAHH!
[00:30.60]The night starts now
[00:31.66]Together on the track, the boys are back
[00:33.22]The night starts now
[00:36.09]Night starts now baby roll with us, chickens snapping at the neck when we rollin' up.
[00:39.84]ROLLIN' UP
[00:40.78]Blow through the doors ain't no holdin' up
[00:42.40]YEAH
[00:43.21]Black card at the bar like I gives a ****.
[00:44.84]COME ON
[00:45.84]Ladies shifty eyed when we walk into the set, **** the fellas looking jealous play the back and get wet
[00:50.02]YEAH YEAH
[00:50.83]Three pound in my waist, shank in my sock, you either get cut, get stuffed or get shot.
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[00:55.32]THIS IS THE TALE OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, PIRATE SO BRAVE ON THE SEVEN SEAS
[01:03.80]What?
[01:05.55]A MYSTICAL QUEST TO THE ISLE OF TORTUGA, RAVEN LOCKS SWAY ON THE OCEAN'S BREEZE.
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[01:15.13]Yeah that was kinda weird, but we're back in the club
[01:17.19]Buying up the bar so the groupies show us love
[01:19.81]KIERA KNIGHTLY
[01:20.68]Mother****ing ice-man, I'm the top gunner
[01:22.18]Heater on blast, I'm the number one stunner
[01:24.61]JACK SPARROW
[01:25.36]Watch it girl cause I ain't your "Mr. Nice Guy",
[01:27.16]More like the "meet ya take you home and **** you twice guy"
[01:29.92]YEAH YEAH!
[01:30.73]All dressed up with nowhere to run,
[01:32.22]And now I make you feel crazy with this
[01:34.94]NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART:
[01:35.57]FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN, HE YEARNED FOR ADVENTURE
[01:39.14]Nooo
[01:40.08]OLD CAPTAIN JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR.
[01:44.38]HE'S THE PAUPER OF THE SURF
[01:46.56](yeah uh huh)
[01:47.50]THE JESTER OF TORTUGA
[01:48.74](oh God)
[01:49.93]BUT IS DAVY JONES' LOCKER WHAT LIES IN STORE?
[01:54.05]Yeah, we've seen the movie
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[01:55.43]Throw your hands in the air and say hell yeah, come on
[01:56.92]CAPTAIN JACK
[01:58.36]What?
[01:58.92]JOHNNY DEPP
[01:59.60]No
[02:00.29]From the front to the back say we count stacks come on
[02:01.79]DAVY JONES
[02:02.91]Nope
[02:03.60]GIANT SQUID
[02:04.60]Wrong
[02:05.16]Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up
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[02:06.91]ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER FILM
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[02:09.53]Wait--
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[02:10.40]LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES AND MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP
[02:13.27](Not better)
[02:14.27]THOUGH I'M NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED, I GIVE JENNY ALL OF MY LOVE
[02:18.58](Come on!)
[02:19.39]OK THEN I'M A LEGAL AIDE, ERIN BROCKOVICH IS MY NAME
[02:23.38](Nooo, God)
[02:24.32]THEN YOU CAN CALL ME SCARFACE, SNORTIN MOUNTAINS OF COCAINE
[02:28.19](close enough)
[02:29.06]YOU COCKROACHES WANNA PLAY ROUGH? OKAY, I'M RELOADED
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[02:34.18]THIS IS THE TALE OF TONY MONTANYA
[02:38.60]CUBANO FLAME, WITH THE MIAMI NUTS
[02:42.91](Take it home!)
[02:44.22]GOT A BASEHEAD WIFE, BUT HER WOMB IS POLLUTED
[02:48.46]THIS WHOLE TOWN'S A *****, JUST WAITING TO GET ****ED!
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[02:53.95]Ooookay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
[02:59.32]YOU COMPLETE ME!
[03:00.69]Yup, yeah, okey!