[00:11.39]I read the news today, oh boy
[00:17.61]About a lucky man who made the grade
[00:23.79]And though the news was rather sad
[00:30.70]Well I just had to laugh
[00:36.27]I saw the photograph
[00:42.52]He blew his mind out in a car
[00:48.64]He didn't notice that the lights had changed
[00:54.87]A crowd of people stood and stared
[01:00.99]They'd seen his face before
[01:03.74]But nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords
[01:10.27]I saw a film today, oh, boy
[01:16.46]The English Army had just won the war
[01:22.55]A crowd of people turned away
[01:28.72]But I just had to look
[01:32.20]Having read the book
[01:37.15]I'd love to turn you on
[01:43.36]
[02:19.35]Woke up, fell out of bed
[02:22.25]Dragged a comb across my head
[02:26.64]Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
[02:29.84]And looking up I noticed I was late
[02:33.86]Found my coat and grabbed my hat
[02:36.79]Made the bus in seconds flat
[02:41.19]Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
[02:44.32]And somebody spoke and I went into a dream
[02:46.86]
[03:16.93]I read the news today, oh boy
[03:22.80]4,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
[03:28.67]And though the holes were rather small
[03:34.56]They had to count them all
[03:37.18]Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall
[03:42.64]I'd love to turn you on