Friggin\' In The Riggin\' (1993 Digital Remaster)
It was on the good ship Venus
By Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast, a mammoth *****
The Captain of this lugger
He was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel ****
From one place to another
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
There was fu*k all else to do
Captain's name was Morgan
By Christ, he was a gorgon
Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play
With his fu*kin' organ
The first mate's name was Cooper
By Christ, he was a trooper
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
There was fu*k all else to do
The second mate was Andy
By Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his **** on a jagged rock
For ******* in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper
He was a fu*kin' nipper
He stuffed his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
There was fu*k all else to do
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
There was fu*k all else to do
The Captain's wife was Mabel
To ****, she wasn't able
So the dirty *****, they nailed her ****
Across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter
Who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels
Had found her ***ual quarters
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
There was fu*k all else to do
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
There was fu*k all else to do
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
There was fu*k all else to do
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
There was fu*k all else to do
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
There was fu*k all else to do
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
There was fu*k all else to do
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
There was fu*k all else to do
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
There was fu*k all else to do
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
There was fu*k all else to do
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
Friggin' in the riggin
There was fu*k all else to do